Los Cuatro Ojos

I’m Not Real Big On “Cute”… But This Cartoon Is Cute!

Using A Fountain Like An Inkjet Printer…

This Fountain Is In Canal City, Japan… It’s A Good Example Of Why I Like Visiting Japan… Always Something New And Innovative Going On…

Ever Play With AnaGrams?…

Here’s 10 for you to double check… 1. Dormitory = Dirty Room 2. Evangelist = Evil’s Agent 3. Postmaster = Stamp Store 4. The eyes = They see 5. Desperation = A Rope Ends It 6. Conversation = Voices Rant On 7. Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler 8. Funeral = Real Fun 9. Vacation Times = […]

Extreme Swim Trunks…The Lady From FL Sends These…Crystal Must Have Been Really Bored Waiting Out That Storm…

So that the old FourEyes doesn’t have to read lots and lots of emails accusing me of “stealing” these watermarked pics (even though I’m just re-posting a forwarded email) … I’m providing a link to Vizeau.com so that the strictly puritan and lecherous alike can give them some traffic and hopefully some business. This one […]

Newspaper Clippings Sent In By Crystal In FL…

Crystal was bored while waiting out tropical storm Fay…

Ingredients: LSD, THC, Opium… And Crack.

Not Sure If I Could Get Mama To Wear These… At Home Only Of Course!

I know!.. I know!… I’m A Pig. .. But… If there are women who have no better sense than to package their hiney’s in spray paint and parade around them around in public… Then even though I may go tsk..tsk..tsk… I’m certainly entitled to look. But… There is a price that we pay for brazenly […]

I’m Still In ISP Hell… Enjoy These Links…

Corkscrew-Balloon Has A Couple Of Goodies… Including The Beloit College Mindset List The Craziest Shoes From Around The World Nanny Goats In Panties Has A Beef With Blister Packaging Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench   Online Alarm Clock   10 Most Bizarre Vending Machines in Japan

Earthlink’s Customer Service Is Worse Than Their Tech Support… That’s Pretty Bad.

Here I Am Paying For DSL Service And I’m Sitting In A Mickey D’s To Put This Post Out… Shameful!!! I’ve been with Earthlink for 12 years and I’ve never been real crazy about their support system… But I’ve put up with it because… Well… Because I’m stupid. My DSL modem sits there with all […]

My ISP Is Causing Me To Experience Existential Angst… I’m Sending Them A Box Of Chocolate Anuses.

My ISP Is Balking At Sending Out A Replacement Modem And I’m Dropping My Connection Every 10 Minutes Now… If They Give Me ONE MORE Excuse… I’m Naming Them In A Really Nasty Post… Fortunately…My Cousin Works For Them And Reads This Blog Regularly… Hey Ray!… Can You Help A Fella Out?!?!?

I’ve Lived Through All Of These Styles… I Need A Drink!

 1960′s 1970′s 1980′s 1990′s

Pop Goes The Weasel… Ever Wondered Why The Weasel Goes “Pop?”

Round and round the cobbler’s bench The monkey chased the weasel, The monkey thought ’twas all in fun Pop! Goes the weasel. A penny for a spool of thread A penny for a needle, That’s the way the money goes, Pop! Goes the weasel. Half a pound of tuppenny rice, Half a pound of treacle. […]

Rules For When You Rule The World… Or… Evil Overlord 101…

It seems that over and over again… Some poor schmuck fights his or her way to the top of the heap and stands at the edge of being the ruler of the world/galaxy/universe… Then they blow it by overlooking some teeny tiny detail that the hero takes advantage of and down topples the master plan. […]

10 Quotable Quotes… Have Fun With ‘Em…

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity. – A. Einstein Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous. – A. Einstein The world is a dangerous place to live, not because […]

Watch This Bird Give Sir David Attenborough The Bird…

A Prehistoric Frilled Shark Caught Off Japan… Looks Like My Ex Mother-In-Law…

And I Thought “Soap-On-A-Rope” Was Bad…

Let’s See If Weener Kleener Soap Gives Soap-On-A-Rope A Run For It’s Money On Father’s Day. One size fits most… Do you get your money back if it doesn’t fit? 

Very Cool Sculptures Made From Old Tires…

“Invisibility Cloak” Now Much Closer To Reality…

Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects invisible. Researchers have demonstrated for the first time they were able to cloak three-dimensional objects using artificially engineered materials that redirect light around the objects. Previously, they only have been able to cloak very thin two-dimensional objects. The findings, […]

Bernie Mac – 1957 – 2008 – R.I.P.

Bernie Mac was one of those comedians that carried on a legacy… He was of that breed of comic that was considered to be “Raw”… The angry cussing, misogynistic, in-your-face, downright hilarious comic that said what we all wanted to say but we’re too damn wussy to do. I don’t think there’s anyone in the […]

Isaac Hayes – 1942-2008… R.I.P.

So many people are remembering this man as a cartoon voice actor… But anyone who lived through the 1970′s will know him as a music master of unparalleled talent… An awful lot of today’s musicians owe their sound and style to him… “Hot Buttered Soul” and “To Be Continued” were prizes of my album collection […]

Snow White And The Seven…Uh… Make That Six Dwarves

AIDS Awareness… Get It?

Can’t Say I’ve Ever Really Looked At It This Way… But This Works For Me. Y’all Be Careful Out There This Weekend!

The Camel Girl…

Ella Harper was born in Hendersonville, Tennessee in 1873 – Ella was born with an unusual orthopedic condition resulting in knees that bent backwards. The nature of this unusual affliction is exceedingly rare and relatively unknown, however most modern medical types would classify her condition and a very advanced form of congenital genu recurvatum – […]

Truth In Advertising… If I Saw This Stuff On The Shelf… I’d Buy It.