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How To Make Instant Hamburger Patties…

 Press your ground meat into a ziplock bag… Then use a chopstick to divide… Kind of nice if you add spices first. Fold… Then freeze… Break off individual patties as needed…

Looks Like It’s Titillating Tuesday…

Crystal Found Some “Interesting” Fruits, Veggies, Trees & Rocks… You Got A Strange Garden Girl!

He’s Got A Nasty Discharge… Pine Nuts!! I Didn’t Know You Could Tell If Trees Were Male Or Female…

Better Than Panasonic… Trust Us!

Translation Not Required*… Amen Brother!

*Just in case… “Beer is good… Says the Doctor” 

Waterboarding 101… See For Yourself…

I’m pretty sure I’d admit that my grandmother was hiding Osama Bin Laden under her bed if I had to go through this… This “Making Of” video shows that they really did put an actor through real waterboarding… He should get a Golden Globe at least… See It HERE OK… Now You’ve Seen It… Is […]

Perhaps A Different Kind Of Waterboarding?… Or Literal Beer Goggles?.. Either Way… Gotta Be Uncomfortable

This Pic Is To Prepare You For The Next Post…

U.S. Weighing Readiness for Military Action Against Iran

I can’t get over the feeling that the Bush Regime plans on fulfilling their apocalyptic “predestination” plan before they leave office in January… Stand By… From the Washington Post The nation’s top military officer said yesterday that the Pentagon is planning for “potential military courses of action” as one of several options against Iran, Adm. […]

How The English Language Develops…

Words Created From Nothing Examples of words that have just appeared in the language out of nothing are byte, dog (replacing the earlier hund), donkey, jam, kick, log, googol, quasar and yuppie. The latter two are acronyms (words made from initials). Shakespere coined over 1600 words including countless, critical, excellent, lonely, majestic, obscene. From Ben […]

Let’s See Blue’s Clues or Doodle Bops Tackle Toilet Training…

Facts About Dreaming…

When you are snoring, you are not dreaming. Toddlers do not dream about themselves until around the age of 3. From the same age, children typically have many more nightmares than adults do until age 7 or 8. If you are awakened out of REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep, you are more likely to remember […]

Ever Read Any William Olaf Stapledon?… If You Like Sci Fi… You Should…

I go back and re-read Last and First Men and Star Maker every couple of years for over 30 years now… This Man Was Amazingly Accurate In His Visions Of The Future… From Wikipedia Stapledon’s work directly influenced Arthur C. Clarke, Brian Aldiss, Stanislaw Lem, C. S. Lewis and John Maynard Smith and indirectly influenced […]

This Lady Likes Bugs… Too Much…

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I Have Ab-So-Lute-Ly No Comment On This Toy…

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A Pimp Suit For Your 6 Year Old… From Amazon.com…

For $39.99… You can put your six year old to work as a bonafide pimp… Of course there’s one for the slightly older kid also… at $49.99 Worried About Sending Your Little One Out On The Street Alone?… Not To Worry… Amazon can help you fix up Mom or Big Sis to pull double duty…for […]

Study: Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer… YAY!!… I’m Not Getting Prostate Cancer!!

Men who frequently masturbate appear to have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer, Australian researchers reported. Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer. The study surveyed 1,000 men who developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who […]

Subliminal Political Messages… New research shows that subliminal messages can change political views and behavior.

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My Summer Job Was Working At The Dog Pound…

How To Spot a Persian Prostitute… Apparently… It’s Getting Easier…

Tehran’s former police chief Reza Zarei attempted suicide in prison yesterday, a month after being arrested for consorting with six naked women in a brothel. In the aftermath of the scandal, the Times, the Associated Press, and the BBC all reported that prostitutes are becoming more visible on Iranian streets. Given the Islamic dress code, […]

Argentina Tries to Reconcile Exporting Food With Prices at Home…

Inside a busy church hall early Friday morning, many of the 60 men waiting for a free breakfast tilted their heads upward to watch news flashes periodically scroll across a wall-mounted television. “Government in Crisis . . . Minister of Economy Quits . . . Price of Food Increasing Worldwide . . . ” This […]

Pedophile TV Host Shows No Shame… Disgusting!

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Higher Food Prices… A Video Report…

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Truck Carrying Warheads Explodes In Tunnel…

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This Rice Rationing Thing Is Giving People All Kinds Of Ideas… This Lady Has A Point…