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My House… PMS Day # 5…

My Son’s New Car… I’m So Proud Of Him!

Which Of These Pics Best Describes The Economy?

This one works for me….

My Wife …PMS Day # 4…

She thinks not talking to me hurts… HA!!!! 

Xandir Hasn’t Aged Well Since Drawn Together Was Cancelled…

He’s Currently Available For Private Gigs…

The Economy Is Crashing Down All Around Us And What News Do We Get?… Spitzer!!

One of the biggest… Most feared investment banks on earth went broke last week… Bear Stearns’ stock was at $170 a share one year ago… They were brought out for $2 a share today. That’s $236 million for a company that the Fed just spent $2.3 BILLION to bail out last Friday! Did I miss […]

My Wife … PMS Day 3

Me… PMS Day #3…

Microsoft Whining About Open Source… Notice The Computer Is A Mac?

I’d Like To Buy Those Boys A Beer!!

George Johnson… Tombstone, Arizona…

So.. I took The Wife Out To Dinner Last Night…

My Cat After Saturday’s Unfortunate “Incident”…

I don’t care how badly I was punked… I’m not putting you on my insurance…

The Big Guy Takes A Whuppin

Look At These Lovely Creatures!… Race You To The Bar!

I’d need to suck down at least a liter of hard liquor to touch lips with one of these “ladies”…  No wonder prohibition failed!

Original Gangsters… Watch Out Snoop!

These Are The Defendants…

Defense Attorney…

See The “Mittney And The “HucaBich” …

See The “DahlHouse” over at Corkscrew-Balloon

How To Choose?!? One Of ‘Em Will Get You Beer… But Give You A Lotta Lip Also… The Other One Takes Up Valuable Closet Space…

New TV – $700… New Couch – $1000… New Floor – $1500… Realizing That $3 Worth Of Condoms Could Have Prevented This… Priceless!

Work Or Prison… Which Is Better?

In prison …You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At Work …You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. In prison …You get three meals a day. At Work …You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In prison …You get time […]

Is This Warning Clear Enough?

Men vs. Women… A Lost Cause…

WHO DOES WHAT: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, “You are in charge of cooking around […]

I’m Not Sure I Really Want To Know What’s Going On Here… Any Guesses?

Donkey Seems To Be A Little Apprehensive Too!

Short Term Memory Test… Hope You Don’t Fail It As Miserably As I Did…

Try It HERE