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The Difference Between 1990 And 2008…

I Worked All Night Tweaking My Network So I Could Post Just For YOU!!! If The Posts Seem A Bit Lame… Sorry… I’m Tired!!

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Things We’ve Argued About… How Many Things On This Site Can You Relate To?

Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About The way one should cut a Kiwi Fruit in half (along its length or across the middle). Leaving the kitchen door open (three times a day that one, minimum). The best way to hang up washing. Those little toothpaste speckles you make when you brush your teeth […]

Let’s Book That Trip To Moscow Quick!…

Ever Felt Like This?

This Lady Seriously Loses It!.. Grade AAA Looney Bin Material…

It’s 8 Minutes Long… But It’s A Hoot!!! A New Level of Crazy – Watch more free videos

Ralph Nader Announces A Presidential Bid For 2008… FuzzNutts Strikes Again!!!

Damned if you can convince me that Ralphie Boy isn’t a paid Republican operative… What an egotistical misguided megalomaniacal mindf*cker!! This schmuck claims fame as the guy who made America’s roads safe when all he did was ruin the country’s first serious run at fuel efficient and sensible cars… We’ve never caught up with the […]

Screwy Domain Names… These Are All Real!… Real Bad Domain Names That Is…

All of these are companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear – and be misread… Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com/ Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and […]

OK… So I Lost A Bet… Happy Now?

Hope She Was Worth It!…

Travelin’ The Ol’ Hershey Highway…

 On the way out… The folks wearing yellow represent corn…

Test Your Personal Coolness Factor…

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Condom Brands We’d Like To See…

MySpace Idiot….

Let’s Give This Little Gem The Good Parent’s Seal Of Approval…

 Kaba Kick?!?   Kaba Kick?!?!   Kaba Kick???!!?!   Somebody Needs Their Ass Kicked!! I’m Thinkin’ Even The Biggest Of Morons Would Slap Whoever Brought One Of These For Their Kid… But Then I Noticed The Language After English… Isn’t This The Same Language The “Stimulate Your Daughter’s Clitoris” Manual Is Written In? At Some Point… The Stupidity […]

I Admit… I Still See A Handsome Devil Staring Back At Me…(No Speedo Though!)

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Parole Board… I Am Ready To Become A Productive Member Of Society…

Gotta Deal With A Family Issue… Be Back Wednesday… Take A Look At The Archives!

Here’s a few suggestions… If you get to the old site… Just ignore the notice to click to get back here and scroll down… It’ll be worth it!! April 30th, 2007 March 10th, 2007 March 18th, 2007 August 31st, 2007 August 21st, 2007 See You Wednesday!!!!

Show Daddy How Much You Love Him Girls!…

My Side Of My Wifes Car…

 It’s Still PMS Week… So I’m Obligated To State That… “MY DARLING WIFE REALLY IS A GOOD DRIVER!!!” P.S…. anybody know the emoticon for crossed fingers? 

Counterfeit Apple Laptops Flooding Markets Worldwide… Beware These Cheap Imitations…

SWISS parents are being told they should help children masturbate… Wait A Minute!… HUH?!?!

Somebody Tell Me That This Is A Friggin’ Hoax!!! A controversial booklet called Korper, Liebe, Doktorspiele (”body, love, doctor games”) which was first handed out in Germany but later recalled has now appeared in Switzerland. Available from the Kinderschutz Schweiz, an independent Swiss organisation for the prevention of sexual violence, it includes advice on massaging […]

Another Take On The Immigration Debate…

I’ve Always Been Open Minded… But I Don’t Like Homersexuals…

My Wife… PMS Day #4