Category: Jokes

How to Be A Thorough A**Hole…

Most Of These Take More Cojones Than I’ve Got… But I’d Like To Hear If You Decide To Try A Few… (especially if you end up in a fight!) When the proverbial airline meal is served, tip the salad concoction into the ‘little bag’, without being seen, then make violent and disgusting retching sounds into […]

Monday September 28th, 2009 in Cool Stuff, Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Wanna Bet?..

Monday September 28th, 2009 in Cool Pics, Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Linda Scott Says… Forget Yoga… Gimme A Beer!..

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits that yoga does… Savasana Position of total relaxation… Balasana Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm… Setu Bandha Sarvangasana This position calms the brain and heals tired legs… Marjayasana Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column… Halasana Excellent for back pain and […]

Tuesday September 22nd, 2009 in Cool Pics, Information, Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

He Married A Woman From Arkansas… Jean Sends…

Arkansas Wife Three men married wives from different states. The first man married a woman from Washington . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put […]

Monday August 24th, 2009 in Jokes | No Comments »

Quotes… Insults… And More Quotes…

He’s putting the laughter back into manslaughter. When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye! The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I told the butcher I’d give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top […]

Wednesday July 22nd, 2009 in Cool Stuff, Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

Almost Nasty Jokes…

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q.What is the difference between ‘ ooooooh‘and ‘ aaaaaaah‘? A. About three inches. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priests have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q. What’s the difference between a […]

Wednesday July 15th, 2009 in Jokes | No Comments »