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20 More Wake Up’s And This Guy Is HISTORY!!!…

10 New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep…

Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head. Gain weight… at least 40 pounds. Didn’t your mom always say you were bit skinny. Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you. Watch more TV. It’s very […]

Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S. – Says That America Will Collapse And Disintegrate Through Civil War In 2010

Igor Panarin… A Russian professor who used to work for the KGB and who is being compared to the man who correctly predicted the breakup of the Soviet Union 15 years before it happened… Has been talking about the break up of the USA through bankruptcy and possible civil war by the spring of 2010.

He’s been saying the same thing for 10 years now.

And people are listening. Lots of people. And it looks like the professor has some hard figures to back up his assertions… Namely the $11 Trillion in foreign debt that’s beating the USA’s economy into submission.

Professor Panarin says that the accelerating collapse of the U.S. job, credit and housing sectors will combine with the years long loss of the USA’s ability to manufacture its own needs will result in the richer states refusing to pay into the federal government in order to save their own economy’s. This will result in de facto secessions from the union.

I’ve Always Dreamed Of Growing Up To Be An Artistic Pervert…

Here’s A “Great” Idea… Scientists Give Bees Cocaine To See How They React… Damn!

Talk about your “Class Bee” Felony! We have Africanized Killer Bees where I live… They’re bad enough without being made into crackheads! For Crying Out Loud! What Kind Of “Scientists” Are These?!? Is this just a slick way to procure some coke on the cheap? “Uh Yeah… Procurement?… We need another kilo of high grade […]

Out Of The Pencils Of Babes…

Play Wal-Mart Bingo!.. Print ‘Em Up!.. Keep ‘Em In Your Car!

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As A Head Scratcher…This Joke Really Counts!

One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman couldn’’t eat them all so they gave them to the Mayor of the town. The Mayor wasn’’t sure what to do with them. Then he had an idea; he would have a fish-eating competition. When they had the competition, there were two finalists: […]

Merry Christmas To All Of The Very Fine Folks Who Visit Los Cuatro Ojos!

And Then THIS Guy Comes To Your House…. Or maybe THIS Santa!! And depending on your outlook… THIS GUY might show up … But Any Way You Put It… I’m Glad That We’ve Only Gotta Deal With THIS Doggone Santa ONE MORE TIME!!!!

10 Outrageously Funny Christmas Carols!..

A Puzzling And Possibly Dangerous Situation!

Can you solve this puzzle? You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles that won’t get out of your way and you can’t seem to overtake them. […]

If You’d Paid The Extra $5 For Express Shipping… You’d Have Your Package By Now…

Some Revamped Logos… In Line With The New Business Models…

Corkscrew- Balloon has a bunch more … See More HERE

I Really Like Draft Beer… But I’m Not Sure I’d Enjoy It Out Of This Particular Spigot…

It wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t have the choice of this or the beer barrel tap…

A Lot Of People Are Doing Side Jobs To Make Ends Meet…

Saving The U.S. Economy…

Men Women And Playing Cards…

A Woman’s needs when it comes to a man is the same as a deck of cards. A Heart to love him with A Diamond to land him with A Club to beat him with And… A Spade to bury him with

Count The People… And Then Count Them Again.

Where Sno-Cones Come From…

Life Before Computers…

He Aggravated Mama On PMS Day #5 and This Is What’s Left…

Obama’s Mouthpiece…

Michelle Obama Lays Down The Law…

Print And Pass Out At You Own Risk.

C-3PO Gay?… Tell Me Something I Didn’t Know…