Los Cuatro Ojos

Is This What We’d Call Irony?

Not sure what his point is… But I think get it….

Hey Kids !… I Found Nemo!

To All My Friends…

I’ve Been Called One Of These … Many Times!

This is what you call proper job interview preparation…

And You Should Be Glad The Cat Likes You!!

That’s What I’d Call A Dedicated Crew Of Real Estate Agents…

If There Are Milf’s… Are There FILF’s? click to enlarge

A Very Likely Scenario….

Talk About Being Caught In The Middle…

See It HERE

Hear! Hear!…

Sometimes… One’s Faith Is Verified…

If You Ask Me… Still Not A Good Deal… I’ll Send You 2 For $5…

Come To Think Of It… I Think I Must Be A Lesbian Too…

I like sex with women… I Find Males Not Sexually Attractive… My Goodness!… I’m A Lesbian Too!!!

Sometimes… You Just Gotta Pass!

 Some Days You’re The Dog…

Is This A Terrorist Attack?

To All My Loving Friends… Chester sent me this one today…

I did what you told me .. I sent the email to 10 people like you said I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen . To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF […]

Mirror, Mirror On The Mall…

It Was Colonel Mustard All Along…

The Worm Turned! FOX News Flunky Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine… Hilarious!

It Seems That Bill O’Rielly sent an underling named Porter Barry to the National Conference for Media Reform 2008 with orders to ambush Bill Moyers for one of his famous attack pieces and Mr Moyers flipped the script and turned on the guy like a fight trained Pit Bull… Moyers hands this poor pebblehead his […]

I’m Watching Auntie Harass A Rather Large Dog From Room To Room …Hilarious!…NO… Sad!

Apparently our  youngest Mastiff has commited an unpardonable offence in the eyes of 81 year old Auntie… This 120 pound pile of sweetheart (the dog that is!) is being  shooed from one end of the house to the other by an utterly angry… relatively frail… muttering…shuffling…wheezing willow branch waving refugee from a hornets nest that […]

177/119 And My Willie Still Won’t Stand Up…F*ck It!

Well At least I can see better!… Yesterday I thought dying might be in the cards… Today?!?… Meh!… I had ice cream… and 2 donuts… Tomorrow… I’ll have whatever the hell I please… For a minute… Just for a minute mind you…. I damn near fell for that “Ya gotta be careful” crap… Dad calls.. […]

Just in case you need more proof that I Am Trapped in a crazy world . . .

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He […]

Insults For Men Everywhere…

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don’t stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR […]

Fight For Kisses… Hilarious!

I See Scissors (Maybe)… What Do Your Degenerate Eyes See?

Handy Tips To Solve Any Problem… From Arnie In TX.

1.   If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2.    Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3.   Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using  […]