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My Wife On PMS Day #3…

Why I Fired My Admin Assistant…

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy birthday!”, and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday”. I thought… well, that’s marriage […]

15 T-Shirts You’d Hate To See On Your Daughter’s Boyfriend…

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Madam C From FL Came Through With Some Goodies While I Wait For My ISP To Fix My Connection Issues… Thanks!

BullShit Bingo… Print And Play…

My Wife After Hormone Replacement Therapy…

My Choice For Prez…

Amen Brother!… Pass The Mustard…

Circumcise Yourself… In Four Easy Steps…

 Do It Yourself Instructions From The Good Folks At Landover Baptist Church!

1 Boob Job, No Tuck… Sent By Crystal In FL…

THE COST OF LOOKING GOOD: Earrings: $20 Make Up: $60 Tattoo: $150 Boob Job: $6000 Forgetting To Tuck In Your Nuts… Priceless

Another Goodie From Crystal!

The following will probably amaze and startle you… One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain […]

Some Funny Forum Posts About Language Differences…

As An Old Expat… I Like To Hang Out With Folks That Share The Same Experiences…  These come from an old forum over at ThaiVisa for guys that are involved with Thai women and the “funny things that the girls say” … Somebody re-opened the thread  and we got started again… This is a good […]

What Part Of “No Parking” Do You Not Understand?…

Advice From Our Finest Military Minds…

Useful Military Warnings “Aim towards the Enemy.” – Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher “When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.” – U.S. Army “Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.” – U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop “If the enemy is in range, […]

Busted!!!

Goin To Church Commando Style…

Is This Guy Driving Too Fast Or What?…Not Only Is He Getting A Ticket…

Quiznos Manager Shows How To Give Great Customer Service…

Manager One Punches Bum At Quiznos – Watch more free videos

Ever Done This?..

They Say Booze Brings Out Your True Character…

If This Is Someone Else’s Wife… There’s Gonna Be Trouble…

Who Said Girls Can’t Be Soldiers?… Next Post Shows Her In Civvies…

Cake From Wal Mart Bakery…My Wife Says “What Do You Expect?… Non Union Bakers”…

Okay… so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Wal-Mart Employee:   ‘Hello this is Walmart Bakery, how can I help you?’ Customer: ‘ I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.’ Wal-Mart Employee:  ‘What you want on the cake?’ Customer:  “Best Wishes Suzanne” and underneath that “We will […]

No Matter How Big You Are… Sometimes You Gotta Change Course…

Nothin Says Lovin Like Somthin From The Oven… Bad Granny!