Some Funny Forum Posts About Language Differences…
As An Old Expat… I Like To Hang Out With Folks That Share The Same Experiences… These come from an old forum over at ThaiVisa for guys that are involved with Thai women and the “funny things that the girls say” … Somebody re-opened the thread and we got started again… This is a good place to take a peek over there…
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On the day before our engagement party, she was talking about how she would have to do that day to get ready. She said to me, “you know, before I engage you, I must go spend morning in saloon. (salon)”
Cute thing number two: she was fixing dinner and I asked her what she was making, she said, “chimp.” I was horrified. I’ve eaten some strange things in Thailand though, so decided to just go with the flow and sat down to wait for my meal of fried monkey. Was very grateful when I was served shrimp.
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I heard the GF muttering and complaining one morning in the bedroom. In response to my question she said “I cannot get back to sleep”. “So what?”.
Apparently she’d had a dream that she’d ordered food, it had arrived and been paid for but then she’d woken up. She was desperate to get back to sleep so she could eat it!
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We used to live in the US and my mother really loved my wife. I think it was her innocense and honesty my mother liked. One day my mother telephoned and my wife answered. Mother, “Hello dear, is Tom home?”. Wife, ” yes, he’s in the bathroom, sh*tting”. Then, one evening, we went to visit my mother. We said we had been to the Lao temple that day. My mother asked my wife, “What do you do at the temple?” My wife said, “I do the dishes and talk to the other ladies and Tom smokes pot with one of the monks”.
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One day, my wife’s number 2 son wouldn’t stop crying for hours. I asked her what the problem was. She said this with a completely straight face….
‘Him shit too much, now him ass hurt’.
I didn’t stop laughing all night.
Cool Stuff, Information, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | TheFourEyes February 5, 2008
