Los Cuatro Ojos

BananaMan!!…

Eat A Whole Tablespoon Of Cinnamon… Maybe She’ll Die…

Nana?!? Is That You!?!? Nana!!! … Anybody Who Laughs AT These Little Old Ladies Whaling Away At Each Other Is Going To Hell!!!

For Thursday… LCO Gives Tribute To The “Girl” Of Our Dreams.

Every once in a while… I have to vent my spleen by blasting away at things that just …irritate… me. And nothing irritates me more than the alien being hiding in plain sight that calls itself Ann Coulter. If ever there was a vile, witless, soulless cry for help let loose to prey upon peoples […]

This Wretch Couldn’t Even Behave At “Her” Own Daddy’s Funeral… “She” Had To Make A Pathetic Squeak For Attention Even There…

S(he) goes after Ted Kennedy and John Edwards and unions and workers even as s(he) give “her” own father’s eulogy… I don’t even have to go after “her” on this one… Someone else beat me to it…. HERE

This Is What Ann Coulter See’s When She Looks In The Mirror…

There Are Very Few People In This World That Bug Me As Much As This Person… Can You Tell?

Annie W/O Makeup…

Poor Annie! Her Man Found Out She Was A Man Too!… And All This Time He Thought That That Was A Strap-On She Was Using On Him!

Coulter and Stein’s relationship was one for the ages. As in all great love stories, the two came from different worlds: He was a former City Council president and Democrat, she was the author of, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans. Coulter gave Stein complexity. Stein gave Coulter a soul. Their heady two-and-a-half-month […]

Affordable Housing… Safe From The Housing Crash?

Whisper Sweet Nothings…

Sombody Explain The Point Of This To Me… Please?!?

My MySpace Pic…

Male Or Female?… Can You Guess?… Let Me Know…

More Helpful Hints… Copy And Paste Into Your Man Bible.

The 5 Most Dangerous Question A Woman Can Ask A Man … And The Prescribed And Annotated Answers… Men …Learn These!!! Ladies… Click HERE 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you […]

Maybe John Kerry Really IS A Flip Flopper!

Ass Pennies?!?… Ass Pennies!?!… Do You Have Ass Pennies?

Find Out HERE

It’s Joke Sunday!!

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept with dozens […]

The Importance Of Paying Attention!!

A small bottle containing urine sat upon the desk of Sir William Osler, the eminent professor of medicine at Oxford University. Sitting before him was a class full of young, wide-eyed medical students, listening to his lecture on the importance of observing details. To emphasize his point, Sir Osler announced: “This bottle contains a urine […]

Do you know who I am? …

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that […]

Theory… Drinking Beer Turns Men Into Women…

Recently, a scientist from the USDA suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed six pints of […]

Be An Emotion!

At the beginning of term, a professor tells his class that none of them will pass. The three that come the closest at the end of term, will get another chance to pass. So sure enough at the end of term, no one passes. At the end of the day the professor tells the three […]

How To Properly Hug A Baby…

In Four Easy Steps… HERE

Two Very Nice Tee Shirts…

Payback Is Sweet When It’s Done Right!

A man in Utah complained that his neighbor’s house was 18 inches over the height limit for the town and that it interupted his view of the mountains… The town made the neighbor lower his roof (at great expense)… So the nieghbor did a little remodeling of the vents at the back of his house… […]