Category: Just Plain Silly

See The “Mittney And The “HucaBich” …

See The “DahlHouse” over at Corkscrew-Balloon

Tuesday March 4th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Insults, Jokes, Just Plain Silly | No Comments »

Meet My New Admin Assistant… I Hired Her For Her Excellent Phone Skills!

Meet Some Of The Other Applicants…  Almost Hired This One… 

How To Medicate Your Cat…

1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo confidently, “That’s a nice kitty.” Drop the pill in its mouth. 2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp & pill from under sofa. 3. Follow same proceedure as in 1, but […]

Famous Predictions…

“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” – Popular Mechanics, 1949 “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” -Bill Gates, Microsoft, 1981 “There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” – Ken Olson, Founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 “Drill for oil? You mean drill into the […]

Work Or Prison… Which Is Better?

In prison …You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. At Work …You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. In prison …You get three meals a day. At Work …You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In prison …You get time […]

Men vs. Women… A Lost Cause…

WHO DOES WHAT: A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.” The husband said, “You are in charge of cooking around […]

These “Creatures” All Started Out As Human Beings… Not Too Long Ago…. They Would Have Been Killed On Sight… We’ve Come A Long Way!

Courtesy Of DeputyDog.com Kala Kawai has 67 piercings and 75 % of his body is tattooed so it’s a good job he chose a career in body modification, running his own studio in hawaii. he has stretched the holes in his earlobes to 4 inches, inserted various silicon implants on his head, can screw metal […]