Los Cuatro Ojos

Some Thoughts On The Nature Of The Universe…

Albert Einstein: “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” Unknown: “Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can’t remember where they leave things.” Edward P. Tryon: “In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer […]

1970′s Fashions… Did You Have Any Of This Stuff?… I Did!

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Meet Bubbles And Friends…

That’s Buubles Devere on the left… Both of the big ladies are actually men in latex fat suits… Read More HERE 

Knock-Offs… Counterfeits…Fakes… We Got ‘Em!

These Guys Make Great Computers…

Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk… OK… How About Spilled Beer?.. This Pic Brought A Lump To My Throat…

Looks Like The U.S. Economy To Me…

Officer Friendly…

My Cat After Saturday’s Unfortunate “Incident”…

I don’t care how badly I was punked… I’m not putting you on my insurance…

You Know You Want To Build Your Very Own Fly Powered Toy Airplane… Let Me Know How It Works…

This Guy Found Out About The Easter Egg Hunt…

The Easter Egg Hunt Will Be A Bit More Interesting This Year…

Bandaged Balls…

Wanna Know Why??? So… I’m sitting at the dining room table at 1:30a.m. trying to post a few goodies for all the fine, fine folks who drop by LCO to be entertained for a minute or so… I’m in a pair of droopy boxers… I’m sitting on the edge of the chair… My “Huevos” are […]

The Big Guy Takes A Whuppin

Talk About A Bad Hair Day!.. That’s Just Nasty!!

Can’t Stop Progress…

Look At These Lovely Creatures!… Race You To The Bar!

I’d need to suck down at least a liter of hard liquor to touch lips with one of these “ladies”…  No wonder prohibition failed!

Original Gangsters… Watch Out Snoop!

Why Anybody Would Want To Steal This Heap Is Beyond Me…

 And even if someone did steal it… Would’nt they just end up ripping the undercarriage off because they wouldn’t know it was chained underneath?

Funeral Oopsy

BLOW… Buy Some For Your Kids… WTF!?!?! Who’s Sick Assed Idea Is This?!?…

I’m not a real big fan of prohibiting folks from doing what they want… But these guys are really pushing the envelope… Check out their web site HERE. Do You Want Your Teens Messing With This Stuff?… What about when a carload of your kids gets stopped by a cop who hauls their butts in? […]

If At First You Don’t Succeed… Well… You Know…

Little white car fell in the water… No prob!! … Our big ol’ crane will just winch it right out of there… Gonna cost you an arm and a leg though… We got it!! ..Doesn’t look too bad either… Almost there! Oops! Not To Worry!… We got another crane! Just about got it! We’ll Just […]

Does Your Kid Like Dora The Explorer?… Get Her An AquaPet!… Never Mind… Your Wife Already Bought One!

Listen To The Video… If You Hear This Noise Coming Out Of Your Wife’s Nightstand…

Words To Play With… Have Fun…

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, as well as the idiosyncrasies of English: 1. DON’T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR. 3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS […]

These Are The Defendants…

This Is The Prosecutor…