Los Cuatro Ojos

Male Or Female?… Can You Guess?… Let Me Know…

Mama Said Knock U Out!

More Helpful Hints… Copy And Paste Into Your Man Bible.

The 5 Most Dangerous Question A Woman Can Ask A Man … And The Prescribed And Annotated Answers… Men …Learn These!!! Ladies… Click HERE 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you […]

Maybe John Kerry Really IS A Flip Flopper!

Old Lady Parishiner And The Preacher Trade Blows…

It seems that the pastor has been mishandling church funds and not only do the church trustees change the locks on the church… But one of the old church ladies whacks him one… It gets better… The preacher whacks her back! All in front of news cameras… Hilarious!

Ass Pennies?!?… Ass Pennies!?!… Do You Have Ass Pennies?

Find Out HERE

There Are Geniuses… And Then There Are Real, True, 100% Solid Gold, Pure Un-Freakin Adulterated… GENIUSES!!!!

And The Worst Part Is… They’re Old Enough To Breed!!  We have to drive on the same highways as these guys!… They want to marry your daughter!  Worse yet… Somebody’s daughters love them!!..  And I’ll bet a weeks pay that at least one of ‘em is a politician or high ranking executive!

It’s Joke Sunday!!

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept with dozens […]

The Importance Of Paying Attention!!

A small bottle containing urine sat upon the desk of Sir William Osler, the eminent professor of medicine at Oxford University. Sitting before him was a class full of young, wide-eyed medical students, listening to his lecture on the importance of observing details. To emphasize his point, Sir Osler announced: “This bottle contains a urine […]

Do you know who I am? …

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that […]

Theory… Drinking Beer Turns Men Into Women…

Recently, a scientist from the USDA suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed six pints of […]

Be An Emotion!

At the beginning of term, a professor tells his class that none of them will pass. The three that come the closest at the end of term, will get another chance to pass. So sure enough at the end of term, no one passes. At the end of the day the professor tells the three […]

How To Properly Hug A Baby…

In Four Easy Steps… HERE

Two Very Nice Tee Shirts…

Payback Is Sweet When It’s Done Right!

A man in Utah complained that his neighbor’s house was 18 inches over the height limit for the town and that it interupted his view of the mountains… The town made the neighbor lower his roof (at great expense)… So the nieghbor did a little remodeling of the vents at the back of his house… […]

Cat Haiku…

You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. The rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow. In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere will find in morning.

Former President Carter Demonstrates A Full Makeover…

Before After

Ever Have One Of These Days?…

Just Can’t Get Through The Door

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you’re […]

How’s He Gonna Explain This To His Wife?

The President Got Mad Because Bill Got To Be A Babe Yesterday… Soooo….

What Gets Me Is That He Got The Same Idiot Twice!

Finland?!? Who Knew?

Advertising People… God Bless ‘Em…

How Some Of The Pundits And Pollsters Feel On Jan, 9, 2008