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Computer Geek Or Serial Killer?.. Can You Tell?

Killerquiz

This Is Really Stupid… But It’s Kind Of Fun…

Man-in-the-Dark

OK… So They’ve Got A Pill That Can Make You Straight Or Gay… Just Imagine The commercial For THAT One!!.. Better Yet… Imagine How Your Poor Abused Gay Bashing, Yet Closet Queer Senator Will Claim To Have Been Slipped One Whenever He Gets Snagged In A Sting!

Pop a pill and be straight or gay? It’s a lot more exciting, and complicated, than that. The news last week that scientists induced homosexual courtship in male fruit flies by changing levels of a neuro chemical was greeted with predictable headlines: “Scientists make fruit flies gay, then straight again.” On science blogs, discussion raged […]

$4 Gasoline?.. The Only Reason It’s Not There Now Is Because It Would Have Depressed Xmas Shopping Numbers… But You’ll Pay Through The Nose Now…

Americans will start 2008 paying about 65 cents more than they did last year, according to the forecasts, and may well see self-serve regular going for $3.50-$3.75 a gallon by April. In California — where the price this year has run as high as 50 cents a gallon more than the national average — $4 […]

Ever Feel Like This Mouse?

I Wear Glasses… But This Is Too Much!!

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I Hate This Guy!… Do You Have A Neighbor Like This?… My Kids Say… Can WE Do That DAD???

Carol of the Bells – Computer Controlled Christmas Lights from Richard Holdman on Vimeo. And This Is My Reaction… My Best Scrooge Face.

It’s Dec. 24th And My House Lights Are Still In The Shed In The Backyard… Some Folks Are Just Over Achievers…

Music Box Dancer – Holdman Christmas Display 2007 from Richard Holdman on Vimeo.

If Only The Little Dog Didn’t Look So Guilty!… Am I The Only One With A Dirty Mind?!?

Goldfish?!? What Goldfish?!? I Don’t Know Nuttin’ About No Goldfish!

Today… He IS The Hydrant!!

I’m Sure My Wife Parked This Car…

An Interesting Clock…

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Seen On A Billboard…

A List Of Mistakes In Your Favorite Movies….

Incredibly… Most of your favorite movies have at least one mistake that makes it into the final release… Here’s a list of a bunch of them… MORE HERE 17 Mr. and Mrs. Smith The movie is supposed to take place in and around New York City, however during the car chase where Angelina and Brad […]

Irrefutable Proof That Your Government Spends Your Tax Money Wisely And Well…

Today we are proud to unveil the latest secret weapon for use in the War Against Terror… A Bargain at only $16 Million each.

End Of The Rainbow… YEAH!!!

This Was My Wife When I Took Away The Credit Cards This Morning…

“What do you mean?!?… Christmas shopping’s over!!… How Dare You?!?!

This Video Has Been On My Hard Drive For Years… But YouTube Rejected It When I Tried To Upload It… What Gives?

This poor guy must still catch hell about this one!… But on the other hand… This delicate flower of femininity will make some lucky guy very happy some day…. And I will state for the record… That although I’m pretty sure my wife could handle me as easily as this… She never has… ‘Cuz She […]

Then There’s This Poor Idiot Who Didn’t Know Just How Far Out Of His Weight Class He Was Going To End Up

Doesn’t he know that big girls tend to travel in herds groups? Now he knows how Mustafa from “The Lion King” felt after the unfortunate Wildebeest incident…. What truly adds insult to injury here… is that this poor knucklehead is the one who ends up going to jail!.. Trampled… Gored… Publicly Humiliated and Arrested… This […]

Dumbledore’s Influence?.. Or Was Harry Just Checking On Ron’s “Wand”?… Which Movie Is This From?..

Next Time Your Wife Asks…”Does This Make Me Look Fat?”… Look Her Straight In The Eye… Smile… And Show Her This Picture…

A Great Take On Xmas!! WARNING!! Filthy & Profane!!! NOT SAFE FOR WORK…

WARNING!! NOT SAFE FOR WORK… And Here’s Another Since YouTube Saw Fit To Pull Down The First One

Cheney’s Office Damaged in Fire… Heh.. Heh.. No Comment… I Don’t Want To Be Declared An Enemy Combatant And Guantanamo’ed.

Thick smoke billowed from a fire Wednesday in Vice President Dick Cheney’s suite of offices in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building next to the White House.Cheney’s office, known for its historical furnishings and ornate decorations, was damaged by smoke and water from fire hoses, officials said. There was concern about water damage to the floor, […]

That’s Gonna Leave A Mark… And As My Friend Allan Likes To Say… “If You F*ck With The Bull… You Get The Horn!”

 I suspect the natives of Pamplona cooked up this running of the bulls thing just so they could tally up the number of stupid, drunk foreigners in their hospitals the day after.