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This Man Needs A Translator… He Didn’t Use His WomanSpeak To English Dictionary

If he’d only checked his copy of the handy dandy Girlspeak to English Dictionary … He’d have seen his wife’s response as the 3rd most important translation… Don’t be stupid!! All males should learn at least the first ten rules of female language arts… It could save your life someday. HERE is a more comprehensive […]

Virus… I Wasted A Lot Of Time At This One… Fun!!

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Real Courtroom Testimonies… And We Pay For These Lawyers-

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: […]

Frustration?

Frustration?

It’s Video Monday!! All Are Relatively Safe For Work… Just Watch The Volume.

Female Soldier Kicks In Door… I’m Gonna Catch Hell For This One… But It’s Funny!

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What She’s Really Thinking…

More videos from the “What She’s Really Thinking” channel at Heavy.com

Roommate From Hell? Butter Him Up!

This video of a roommate’s revenge is a killer! Watch the volume though. http://www.filecabi.net/video/butter-floor.html

Bad Karma…Prank On Wife Backfires…

While setting up the rubber band sink hose prank always remember to keep the kitchen floor dry. He ended up biting through his tongue, losing 2 teeth and chipping another. Prank On Wife Backfires – Watch more free videos

He Kicks Her In The Face!.. Then He Hits Her… I’ll Bet His Mom Is REAL Proud Of Him…

Guy Kicks Girl in the Face

OK… This One’s Not Very PC… But I Gotta Admit I Got A Chuckle Or Two Out Of It…

 New study says Hispanics and Asians are acting white Complete with highlighted notes. Courtesy of 236.com 

Stand By… Murphy’s Law Ahead!

I’m upgrading to OS X Leopard on my main machine… We’ll see how it goes… I’ve already spent the whole day rigging up a new hard drive arrangement… Separate hard drives for 3 different Operating Systems… Should be pretty Stupid Proof… Right? Will Murphy’s Law Still Bite Me In The Ass? Stay Tuned… Read my […]

Beam Me Up!

SnowSex… Give “Em A Little Snow And They Get Creative…

If I Saw This… It Would Have Been A Stroke, Heart Attack Or Broken Neck That Killed Me

If You Don’t Teach Sex Ed In The Schools… They’ll Pick It Up On The Street…

Top 8 Morons Of 2007 (So Far)

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman […]

Contemplating Revenge…

Escort Agency Launches Virgin Service For Geeks… Do They Have Gift Cards?

A Dutch escort agency is launching a special virgin service for computer geeks. Sociology student Zoe Vialet, who set up Society Service last year, says she has had a lot of demand from virgins. She says most of them work in the IT sector and added: “They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking […]

Hands Free Urinal… You Go First.

Toasted Buns…

Gay flamingos adopt chick

Two gay flamingos have become proud foster parents after taking an abandoned chick under their wings. Pink pair Carlos and Fernando were so desperate to have a family they started stealing eggs at the Wildfowl & Wetlands Trust, Slimbridge, Gloucestershire. When one of the Greater Flamingo nests was abandoned, they were considered the number one […]

Real Life Anime Girls –

Woman Breaks INTO Jail To Have Sex With Her Husband… Gets Caught… And Gets Away With It!

A woman was reportedly caught after breaking into a jail to have sex with her husband. The wife sneaked into Standford Hill open prison on the Isle of Sheppey, Kent, in the early hours of Sunday, according to The Sun. But she was caught by a guard in the grounds as she tried to leave. […]

What do you call a pig with six legs and two willies?

A piglet born in Croatia with six legs and two penises has been nicknamed Octopig. Owner Ivica Seic came up with the nickname, daily newspaper Vecernji List reported. The farmer from the village of Vrpolje said Octopig also has two anuses, and was growing so fast they had decided to keep him as a pet. […]