A US man injured himself in both legs after trying to loosen a stiff wheel-nut by shooting it with his gun. The 66-year-old man, from Washington state, was repairing his car outside his home when the accident took place. Shooting at the wheel from arm’s length with a 12-gauge shotgun, he was peppered with buckshot […]
A bride who jokingly replied ‘I don’t’ found the joke was on her when the registrar refused to go ahead with the ceremony. Tina Albrecht, 27, was to marry fiancé Dietmar Koch, 29, at a castle in Steyr, Upper Austria. But after the receptionist tried to bring a bit of humor into the ceremony by […]
A frustrated German housewife says she has been forced to take a job in a brothel since her husband lost his sex drive. Adelheid Kran, 58, from Berlin said: “I like sex, I like it a lot, but my husband Guenther has no appetite for sex anymore and does it about once a year.” She […]
10,000 Families live in cemeteries in Manila… They’ve made themselves at home in a big way!
After hearing about the Shenis, a 12-inch-long, hollowed-out penis that enables women to pee standing up, it was clear what these ladies needed to do: Order a few and engage in a pissing contest…. So they gathered on a rooftop in Brooklyn, where they chugged beer, wine and water and then assumed the male pee […]
My name is Bill. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Bonnie… When I retired a few months ago, it became necessary for Bonnie to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, […]
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My own personal MILF did not look kindly on my enthusiasm for this post after I explained what a MILF is… Funny that she doesn’t mind my classifying her as one though! She seems to think that men are going to book these flights with some sort of ulterior motive… And of course the airline […]
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I showed these pictures to my wife who is a lifelong Buddhist… The shock and revulsion on her face said it all. Picture your parish priest or your local pastor or your imam or your rabbi or whatever you call your local religious ecclesiastic doing the same. Well… Maybe your pastor or rabbi might get […]
Idiots like this guy seriously smoke my hams… I wish him all the worst that life can dish up… I truly wish that the school bus on his chest was a real one instead of a shirt.
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was… “DON’T! “ “Don’t what? ” Adam replied. “Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.” God […]
The angriest rice cooker in the world is the ongoing story of … Well… An angry appliance… He just might take take over the world … What are your appliances plotting? See More HERE Continued links are at top right of the site.
Click the top right corner to change language to english… I guess the Norwegians have lots of time to figure things out through the long dark winters. Crap-O- Meter
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: “Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?” MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, […]
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