Damn Texicans! A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. “One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban. The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, […]
The Three Stages of Matrimony SINGLE ! MARRIED! DIVORCED!! ANY QUESTIONS?
Even Though My Sister in Law is in Mourning… She Still Has a Hell of a Sense of Humor Family reunion in the Bahamas – $5,000 Family photograph made into Christmas cards at print shop – $100 Not noticing Waldo in the upper right corner – PRICELESS For Everything Else . . . There’s Mastercard.
Burglars Tracked By Trail Of Candy Wrappers (AP) PASADENA, Md. Doctors often warn of the health risks of eating junk food, but it seems the treats can be a problem for burglars, too. Four teenagers broke into a gas station early Wednesday and left a trail of candy bar wrappers along the road as they […]
Accused Says He Was Just Milking Goat (AP) TACOMA, Wash. A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned on Friday on a animal cruelty charge. Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8th in a barn at Eatonville’s Pioneer Farm Museum […]
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Look at only the first letter of each line… What does it spell? This stone is located in the Notre-Dame-des-Neiges Cemetery, Montreal. Who penned this unusual epitaph and why is not known. But the Montreal Mirror found the man who engraved the headstone, but were only able to determine that the guy’s (who’s burried) ex-wife […]
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Jesus Christ – Democrat or Republican ? How about Libertarian?… Anarchist? Apparently there’s lots of people that are pretty sure he votes in their district… I just want to know if he’s even registered to vote in the first place!… I’m pretty sure that he hasn’t voted in the last few elections… Maybe his absentee […]
Jesus rejects man’s soul; Devil ‘not that interested’ either There was confusion and distress amongst the family of a recently deceased man who claimed that his soul had been rejected by both Heaven and Hell as he didn’t quite match the criteria for either. ‘It’s really rather unfortunate’ admitted the man’s local priest. ‘I’ve really […]
Did you ever notice that certain things only happen in the movies, but never happen in real life? For example: It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just […]
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was “GoofyMickeyMinniePluto and so I asked why it was so long. “Because, my son explained, “they said it had to have at least four characters.
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I’ve agonized as to whether or not to put this up… But I get such a kick out of it that I couldn’t resist… If it bugs you… Sorry.. Send me your complaints… I’m a big boy. Warning: Foul … Loud Language!!! Listen HERE
Things that make you go… HMMMmmm?
Even though this is a real clipping from a real newspaper… Some folks don’t believe it. Some folks think it’s a joke… Some folks back her up. (You be the Judge)
A Nietzsche-quoting judge said a promise penned in blood by a businessman was not an enforceable contract. Superior Court Judge Corey S. Cramin ruled Monday that Stephen Son could not be forced to repay Kim Jin-soo more than $140,000 that Kim provided to Son’s companies, not to Son himself.Son punctured his finger and drafted the […]
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