Murphy, Texas A sting in which police teamed up with “Dateline NBC” to catch online pedophiles was supposed to send a flinty-eyed, Texas-style warning about this Dallas suburb: Don’t mess with Murphy. Instead, it has turned into a fiasco. One of the 25 men caught in the sting – a prosecutor from a neighboring county […]
This is a crop circle… This is Your Crop Circle on Drugs…
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “you don’t know Jack Schitt!” Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt… Awe Schitt, the fertilizer […]
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Apparently the rims were so expensive… He couldn’t afford a decent car to put on them!
Worst Baby Name Ever. If you think naming your kid “Georgebush” (yes, one word – as previously posted on Neatorama) was bad, check this out: Announcing the arrival of a beautiful new baby boy at St. Francis Health Center . . .Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K Urhines is pronounced “Your Highness,” by the way. […]
Denver Zoo: Zookeeper At Fault In Fatal Mauling A Denver Zoo keeper who was attacked and killed by a jaguar had violated the rules by opening the door to the animal’s cage, zoo officials said Tuesday. Zoo Vice President Craig Piper said the February death of Ashlee Pfaff was caused by “human error.” (READ MORE)
Guard shoots at colleague outside Walter Reed hospital A security guard at Walter Reed Army Medical Center opened fire at another guard Wednesday outside a busy entrance to the hospital, police said. No one was injured. The guards had been arguing at about 8:30 a.m. when one of them fired as many as 10 shots, […]
From: crystal Date: June 15, 2007 10:00:28 AM MST Subject: FW: Stupid People Thought you might get a kick out of this…some of these are pretty funny! Crystal Don’t show it off if you can’t wear it correctly. Yeah, this is safe. Spray-painting the side of your house does not increase its perceived value. Ever […]
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child? Why do they call it “chili” if it’s hot? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Have you ever seen a […]
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie […]
I hafta tell you, this drove my spell-checker CRAZY, but I think you will like some of these ! The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year’s winners. Read […]
Bomb Squad
A friend of mine forwarded this to me… Now …If the big fuss is that these illegals take away jobs… Then where does the free ride come in? Also… Isn’t it impossible to get welfare in most states with out working these days?… As well as no welfare without proof of citizenship? But.. The last […]
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