Los Cuatro Ojos

No Reason… I Just Like This Picture

Galadriel’s “Differently Enabled” Sister

Strange Signs

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This Guy Parks Like My Wife

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They Even Have To Drag the Kids Into Their Madness!

Publisher aims to teach kids right from left A Torrance executive says he sees too many children’s books with liberal views. His titles aim to tilt the shelves the other way.   PUBLISHING executive Eric Jackson’s first foray into children’s books was a cartoon tale of two brothers and a lemonade stand. Hoping to earn […]

Distraction!

When in Doubt — Go After That Teletubby Again! See my Rant of May 28th 2007 Tinky Winky… Dipsy…. Lala… Po… The song goes through my head, over and over again. My oldest son watched the Teletubbies and loved them. Still loves them, I found out recently. I should say, (He) has learned to appreciate […]

India’s Street Dentists

I wonder if they take my insurance? (MORE)

Golden bathtub stolen from Japanese hotel

Fancy tub weighs 176 pounds and is worth nearly $1 million TOKYO – A glittering bathtub made of gold worth nearly $1 million has been stolen from a resort hotel, an official said Wednesday. A worker at Kominato Hotel Mikazuki in Kamogawa, south of Tokyo, notified police that the fancy tub was missing from the […]

Is This A Form Of Road Rage?

Wendy’s manager shot over limit on chili sauce Drive-through customer gets angry about denial of extra condiments MIAMI – A Wendy’s manager was shot several times in the arm early Tuesday trying to protect the restaurant’s chili sauce, authorities said. A man in the drive-through argued with an employee because he wanted more of the […]

Medical Terminology

Benign What you be after you be eight Artery The study of paintings Bacteria Back door to cafeteria Barium What doctors do when patients die Cesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome CATscan Searching for kitty Cauterize Made eye contact with her (MORE)

‘Nuf Said!

Heavens to Murgatroid!

  Sudan man forced to ‘marry’ goat   A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, […]

Museum offered man’s head for shrinking

  An artist has offered to donate his own head to an Oxford museum – if a collection of shrunken heads has to be returned to South America. Ted Dewan’s own impression of how he might look after shrinking Ted Dewan has written to Oxford University’s Pitt Rivers Museum to offer his own head for […]

Some people really Spoil their kids

Happy Graduation! Enjoy Your New Nose Plastic Surgeons See More Teens Getting Work Done at Milestones Like Graduation Cheryl and her husband, Darryl Kushner, both had nose jobs in their 20s. About two decades later, their 15-year-old daughter, Robin, was unhappy with her similarly shaped family nose and knew rhinoplasty was in her future. “We […]

What do you get if the work fails? A New Life?

Heart surgery with a guarantee A Pennsylvania hospital group is offering a 90-day guarantee of workmanship for surgery. Geisinger Health System is charging a flat fee on elective heart bypass surgery and offering 90 days of follow-up treatment. The hospital said it won’t charge the insurance company if a patient suffers complications or has to […]

Have you met my wife?

Remember Simon?

This game is just like Simon… Only on the globe.

From My Buddy Daryl in Tacoma

I’m 65 today, and the Armed Forces say I’m too old to track down terrorists. (You can’t be older than 35 to join the military.) They’ve got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn’t be able to join a military unit until […]

My Friend Sherry thinks I can still be saved

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

Intelligent Design?… Evolution?… Or Maybe….

Keys to Maximum Security Iowa Prison Sold on EBay

ANAMOSA, Iowa – A 135-year-old penitentiary changed some of its locks after keys to the maximum-security prison were apparently sold on eBay. The keys belonged to a locksmith who retired from Anamosa State Penitentiary in 1974. He died two years later and when his wife died last year, an auctioneer was hired to sell off […]

Md. Town Tells Park Visitors to BYOTP

What is with the scarcity of toilet paper these days?.. first the prisons…. Now this!… Is there something I don’t know about?

Couple Who Stole From Mob Get Whacked

The couple liked to rob Mafia-run social clubs in Little Italy and elsewhere around the city, which, as just about everyone knows, is a really good way to get killed. They even had the audacity to force mobsters to drop their pants as they swiped their cash and jewelry and cleaned out their card games. […]

The Whole Month Of April, 2007 !

I can’t believe so much good stuff got posted back then… No Wonder I Was Sooo Tired! The Whole Month Of April, 2007