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20 More Wake Up’s And This Guy Is HISTORY!!!…

10 New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep…

Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head. Gain weight… at least 40 pounds. Didn’t your mom always say you were bit skinny. Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you. Watch more TV. It’s very […]

I’ve Always Dreamed Of Growing Up To Be An Artistic Pervert…

I Know Several Kids Whose Xmas Lists Would Have This Kind Of Slant…

Here’s A “Great” Idea… Scientists Give Bees Cocaine To See How They React… Damn!

Talk about your “Class Bee” Felony! We have Africanized Killer Bees where I live… They’re bad enough without being made into crackheads! For Crying Out Loud! What Kind Of “Scientists” Are These?!? Is this just a slick way to procure some coke on the cheap? “Uh Yeah… Procurement?… We need another kilo of high grade […]

Out Of The Pencils Of Babes…

Got Snow?.. Make A Few Bucks…

When You Gotta Mow… You Gotta Mow!

Play Wal-Mart Bingo!.. Print ‘Em Up!.. Keep ‘Em In Your Car!

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A Statement On Traditional Marriage…

I seem to remember lots of this stuff quoted in the Bible…

The Day After After Xmas …

But Maybe He’s Just Got A Real Nice Personality…

Merry Christmas To All Of The Very Fine Folks Who Visit Los Cuatro Ojos!

And Then THIS Guy Comes To Your House…. Or maybe THIS Santa!! And depending on your outlook… THIS GUY might show up … But Any Way You Put It… I’m Glad That We’ve Only Gotta Deal With THIS Doggone Santa ONE MORE TIME!!!!

10 Outrageously Funny Christmas Carols!..

A Puzzling And Possibly Dangerous Situation!

Can you solve this puzzle? You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles that won’t get out of your way and you can’t seem to overtake them. […]

If You’d Paid The Extra $5 For Express Shipping… You’d Have Your Package By Now…

Can Guys Have Cameltoes?…

Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.

Using… Dial… Up… Can’t… Post… Much… Sucks… Big… Time…!

Family Planning.. Easier Said Than Done!

A Boy And His Dog…

Some Revamped Logos… In Line With The New Business Models…

Corkscrew- Balloon has a bunch more … See More HERE

That’s A Heck Of A Trophy You’ve Got Hanging There Gramps…

If My Woman Was This Mad At Me… I’d Leave Town.

That’s About $200 Worth Of Pickaxes… Had to be his (ex) woman.

I Really Like Draft Beer… But I’m Not Sure I’d Enjoy It Out Of This Particular Spigot…

It wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t have the choice of this or the beer barrel tap…