Los Cuatro Ojos

The Last Honest Man On Earth…

Information On “Accidents At Work”…

Due To Language… This One Is “Not Safe For Work”… See It HERE

Darth And Dorothy… Matched At eHarmony.com On 10/31/06… Became Mr and Mrs Vader On 6/21/08…

A Small Tribute To Beer…

Beer Banzi… The Love Of Beer Transcends Species… Beer Can Make Us Defy Authority… Beer Can Make One Reach Beyond The Normal… Beer Helps You Hang On When Things Get Tough…

Mama Feels Much Better Now!

Read On, McDuff…

Oh Lord, Won’t You Buy Me A Mercedes Benz!

Janis Joplin – Mercedes Benz Found at bee mp3 search engine

Tape Your Boxes!.. This Actually Happened To A Close Relative!

McCain Or Obama?

Some Folk’s Paths Are Tougher Than Others…

Next Time You’re Bitchin’ About How Hard Something Is…  Think About This Picture.

Jeez… There’s Well Endowed… And Then There’s HOLEY MOLEY!!

Can you imagine how strong this lady’s back is?

Is This A Real Vista Window?!?… Seriously?

For All You Network Moochers… A Guide To Wireless Etiquette…

I Hate Mosquitos!

Last night one invaded my house… He was a big sucker! We had it out…. He almost had me… I used # 4 birdshot… He got me once though…

This One’s For Nick From Duke…

Welcome to LCO! Now go get some work done!!!

Another WTF?!?! Moment… Anal Bleaching?!?… Anal Bleaching?!?

 Hey!… Let’s see if we can get either Obama or McCain to comment on this… From The Village Voice “Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?” I received this question from a female reader of my Anal Advisor column […]

Dad Hit Naked Boy He Found In Daughter’s Bedroom With Metal Pipe… Goes To Jail…

An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter’s boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter’s room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn’t even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.When he heard noises coming from […]

An Interesting Iceberg… What Do You See?

I’ll Bet This Lady Would Like This One Too!…

Tina Fey Has Sarah Palin Down Cold!… Hilarious!

The Aliens Have Landed!

Chynna From CT Sends…

Old Lady Carjacks Wrong Car… click to enlarge

Why Do People Forward This Stuff?!?!…

A Dangerous Case Of Gerbiling… “In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching […]

Betcha This Pit Bull Would Rather Be Wearing Lipstick…

“Porcupines Is No Fun”

Extreme Paparazzi… They’ll Do Anything To Get The Shot…

This Is What He’s Trying To Take A Pic Of…

Somebody Call OSHA!