Los Cuatro Ojos

I’ve Altered A Few Pools In My Day…

Now Will You Wear Your Hat Right?…

Lipstick On A Pig… America’s Descent Into Idiocracy…

The newsies all wring their hands and tsk..tsk..tsk about how ridiculous this lipstick on a pig brouhaha is… But they play it up over and over again. CNN…MSNBC…FOX…ABC…CBS…The friggin BBC for cryin’ out loud! “Did he?…or Did he not?!?”… More after these messages! And the call-ins!.. OMG!! People have worked themselves into a tizzy on […]

When I Saw This Picture… It Brought Back Painful Memories

Find Out Why HERE 

Tuesday’s Posts Will Be a Bit Late…

Got some technical issues to sort out…

This Kid REALLY Wants Out!

Wanna Feel The Baby Kick Honey?…

My Ex Boss…

OK… So Maybe It’s Just Me With The Filthy Mind…

A Politician Thought Up This Sign… (And Got Funding For It Too!)

I Wonder What He’ll Look Like At 80…

Need To Take Wednesday Off… Gotta Go Be Poked & Prodded

They’ll pump me full of Versed so I can’t remember what nasty things they’ll do to me… And then they’ll reach in as far as they can… Both ends! Then they’ll get REALLY busy … But I’ve got a tough old hide…. And I should be just fine! See You Thursday!…

Another WTF?!?! Moment… I Like Meat …But This Is A Bit Much..

I’m Sure Jeffrey Dahmer Had One Of These As A Kid…

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Maybe So…. But The Cake Looks Delish!!

Ever Have One Of These Days?..

Is This Your Future?

You May Not Have A Home… But You Will Have Internet Access…

Man In Sri Lanka Gets A Nut Screwed Onto His Penis… I Say Break Out The Blowtorch…

A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck after he had an erection. The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck. It is learnt […]

I’ve Got A Viper Alarm On My Vehicle… But Not Like This!!

I Wonder How You Put It In “Valet” Mode?

How To Get Pandas To Mate…

We’re always reading about how difficult it is to get pandas to “do it”….

I Walked Around Like This For Most Of My Sophomore Year…

Forget Save The Pandas… They’ve Taken Things Into Their Own Hands…

The U.S. Government Is Changing It’s Logo…

This Is Why I Give All Fitness Buffs The Finger!…

Jim Fixx, who wrote “The Complete Book of Running” and lectured about how running and a healthy diet would promote longevity, dropped dead from a heart attack while running. An autopsy revealed he had 3 massively blocked heart arteries.

Extreme Swim Trunks…The Lady From FL Sends These…Crystal Must Have Been Really Bored Waiting Out That Storm…

So that the old FourEyes doesn’t have to read lots and lots of emails accusing me of “stealing” these watermarked pics (even though I’m just re-posting a forwarded email) … I’m providing a link to Vizeau.com so that the strictly puritan and lecherous alike can give them some traffic and hopefully some business. This one […]

Family Has Dead Man Standing For His Own Wake…

It was his last wish… A man in Puerto Rico died and his family had the mortician embalm him so that he could stand up…. And then they proceeded to have a 3 day wake in their home for him. Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, 24 year old Angel Pantoja Medina was […]