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Newspaper Clippings Sent In By Crystal In FL…

Crystal was bored while waiting out tropical storm Fay…

Ingredients: LSD, THC, Opium… And Crack.

“I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends”… – The Beatles

You’d Think This Is What We Used For Years At My House… My Little Angels Cried Even If We Used Plain Water…

Not Sure If I Could Get Mama To Wear These… At Home Only Of Course!

I know!.. I know!… I’m A Pig. .. But… If there are women who have no better sense than to package their hiney’s in spray paint and parade around them around in public… Then even though I may go tsk..tsk..tsk… I’m certainly entitled to look. But… There is a price that we pay for brazenly […]

Cats… Revenge Is Sweet…

WTF?!!?.. That’s Just Downright Nasty!

Is There No End To How Ridiculously Stupid People Can Be?… I Guess If There Was… There’d Be No Need For This Blog.

My Boss And His Boss…

Eye Have No Idea What This Guy Is Trying To Do…

Found Your Dog…

I Actually Remember Seeing This Live… And Wondering WTF?!?!

What A Day!

I am officially paranoid. The day after I posted my Rant on Earthlink… My main hard drive goes belly up… We’re talking corrupted. Badly.  None of my utilities worked… Disk Utility… DiskWarrior… Nothing.   I couldn’t even restore with Time Machine.  We’re talking panic here… Meltdown, Pee-your-pants, Have-a-drink, Scream-at-the-kids, Woe-is-me Meltdown. And of course my […]

I’m Still In ISP Hell… Enjoy These Links…

Corkscrew-Balloon Has A Couple Of Goodies… Including The Beloit College Mindset List The Craziest Shoes From Around The World Nanny Goats In Panties Has A Beef With Blister Packaging Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench   Online Alarm Clock   10 Most Bizarre Vending Machines in Japan

Earthlink’s Customer Service Is Worse Than Their Tech Support… That’s Pretty Bad.

Here I Am Paying For DSL Service And I’m Sitting In A Mickey D’s To Put This Post Out… Shameful!!! I’ve been with Earthlink for 12 years and I’ve never been real crazy about their support system… But I’ve put up with it because… Well… Because I’m stupid. My DSL modem sits there with all […]

My ISP Is Causing Me To Experience Existential Angst… I’m Sending Them A Box Of Chocolate Anuses.

My ISP Is Balking At Sending Out A Replacement Modem And I’m Dropping My Connection Every 10 Minutes Now… If They Give Me ONE MORE Excuse… I’m Naming Them In A Really Nasty Post… Fortunately…My Cousin Works For Them And Reads This Blog Regularly… Hey Ray!… Can You Help A Fella Out?!?!?

Does This Bicyclist Have OCD Or What?…

Isn’t She Just Adorable?!?!

I’ve Lived Through All Of These Styles… I Need A Drink!

 1960′s 1970′s 1980′s 1990′s

Emo – Goth Valentine… I’m Thinking…EEewwww!!

To Mrs. FourEyes… I’d take a bullet for ya sweetie… But I ain’t cutting myself for ya.

My ISP Is On My Sh*t List… Couldn’t Post All Day…

I Tried Posting  At Midnite… And Then Again At Noon… This Is How I Felt By 11pm…

Using A Segway To Push A Baby Stroller… This Just Seems Wrong…

If This Babyfaced S.O.B. Is Packing Heat… We’re All In Trouble.

I Wonder How Many Kittens I’ve Been Responsible For?…

This Reminds Me Of The 2008 U.S. Election…

Everyone’s PIN Number Published On The Web!! Horrors!!

Oh My!.. Some Devilishly Dastard Demon Spawn Has Finally Done It… They’ve Posted Everyone’s… And I Mean Everyone’s Personal PIN Number On The Web… Lot’s Of Mine Are There… You’d Better Get Right Over There! Those monsters have finally gone and done it!!! What Are We Gonna Do!?!? Is YOUR PIN Number HERE?