Los Cuatro Ojos

Sometimes I Go Onto Extreme View Websites To Debate The Issues… It’s A Lot Like This…

But Sometimes!!!… YouTube Is Best…

Make Sure You Check Your Machine… Very Bad Virus Set To Attack 9 Million Machines…

Don’t Know How Real This Is… But This Is From  The NEW YORK TIMES From The New York Times… A new digital plague has hit the Internet, infecting millions of personal and business computers in what seems to be the first step of a multistage attack. The world’s leading computer security experts do not yet […]

After Almost 25 Years Of Marriage… I Find It Hard To Feel Sorry For “Poor” Cupid…

The 19th Hole Looks To Be About A Par 7…

Today’s Economic Outlook Makes Godzilla Seem Like A Walk In The Park…

Is It Fine?!?.. Or …Is It A Fine?!?!

Another WTF?!? Moment… The Man Has Eaten BOTH Of His Eyeballs!

But… The Judge Ruled Him Competent When He Ate The First Eyeball!! A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it. Andre Thomas, 25, was arrested for the fatal stabbings of his estranged wife, their young son and her 13-month-old daughter […]

The Man Commandments

1. It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances: * When a heroic dog dies to save its master. * The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. * After wrecking your boss’ car. * One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”. * When she is using her […]

This Is Why I Always Check CNN, FOX, MSNBC… Etc… Etc…

Pets vs. Kids… A Compelling Argument…

Ladies!.. Buy An Artificial Hymen… Surprise Your Man! Fool Your Sugar Daddy! Make The Future In-Laws Happy!

I’ve Seen It All Now… This Appears To Be Real. Get Yours HERE

Lots Of Contaminated Chinese Honey Gets Into U.S. Through “Laundering”…

Toothpaste, Toys, Baby Milk… What’s next?… Try Honey… From The Telegraph: So-called “honey laundering” involves elaborate schemes in which cheap, diluted or contaminated honey from China is brought in after being “laundered” in another country to disguise its origin and evade tariffs and health inspections. A five-month investigation by the Seattle Post-Intelligencer newspaper found the […]

Stress Reduction Kit… Keep One Of These Handy Throughout 2009…

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2008 In Review… Jib Jab Style…

JibJab – 2008 Year In Review – Click here for this week’s top video clips

But Only If It Doesn’t Crash On Me!..

20 More Wake Up’s And This Guy Is HISTORY!!!…

Am I The Only One Who Feels This Way?..

10 New Year’s Resolutions You Can Keep…

Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head. Gain weight… at least 40 pounds. Didn’t your mom always say you were bit skinny. Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you. Watch more TV. It’s very […]

Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S. – Says That America Will Collapse And Disintegrate Through Civil War In 2010

Igor Panarin… A Russian professor who used to work for the KGB and who is being compared to the man who correctly predicted the breakup of the Soviet Union 15 years before it happened… Has been talking about the break up of the USA through bankruptcy and possible civil war by the spring of 2010.

He’s been saying the same thing for 10 years now.

And people are listening. Lots of people. And it looks like the professor has some hard figures to back up his assertions… Namely the $11 Trillion in foreign debt that’s beating the USA’s economy into submission.

Professor Panarin says that the accelerating collapse of the U.S. job, credit and housing sectors will combine with the years long loss of the USA’s ability to manufacture its own needs will result in the richer states refusing to pay into the federal government in order to save their own economy’s. This will result in de facto secessions from the union.

Here’s A “Great” Idea… Scientists Give Bees Cocaine To See How They React… Damn!

Talk about your “Class Bee” Felony! We have Africanized Killer Bees where I live… They’re bad enough without being made into crackheads! For Crying Out Loud! What Kind Of “Scientists” Are These?!? Is this just a slick way to procure some coke on the cheap? “Uh Yeah… Procurement?… We need another kilo of high grade […]

A Statement On Traditional Marriage…

I seem to remember lots of this stuff quoted in the Bible…

Using… Dial… Up… Can’t… Post… Much… Sucks… Big… Time…!

E. Benjamin Skinner Says There Are More Slaves On Planet Earth Now Than At Any Other Time In History.

From Foreignpolicy.com Standing in New York City, you are five hours away from being able to negotiate the sale, in broad daylight, of a healthy boy or girl. He or she can be used for anything, though sex and domestic labor are most common. Before you go, let’s be clear on what you are buying. […]

Somali Pirates… An Upwardly Mobile Demographic…

From McClatchy` There’s at least one job these days that’s recession-proof, if you can handle shark-infested seas, outrun some of the world’s most powerful navies and keep your cool when your hostages get antsy. A pirate’s life in Somalia isn’t for everyone. However, nothing comes easily in one of the poorest and most unstable countries […]

Those Somali Pirates Are Real Serious Dudes!…