Category: Rants

This Is What I Call Some Serious Makeovers…

I Also Call This Serious Cases Of False Advertisement… Some Poor Schmuck Marries Her And The Kids Look Like The Real Her… He’s Gonna Think Somebody Was Fooling Around Or That They Switched Babies At The Hospital!! The Real Question Is… Can You Sue For False Advertisement? One More For The Road!!…

Does Your Keyboard Look Like This?…

Do You Type Like This?… Here’s Somebody’s Chia Pet Keyboard… Do Those Look Like Pot Plants?… Here’s Some Tips On How To Clean The Silly Things…

Book Your Lady A Week At The Vagina Spa…

Read More HERE First came the “medical spa,” or medi spa, offering dermatology services in a retail setting. The medi spa begat the dental spa, bringing tooth bleaching to storefronts nationwide. The dental spa begat the podiatry spa. And now comes the first medi spa in Manhattan wholly dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman’s […]

Fox News Stoops To New Low… Alters Photos Regularly…

Apparently… It’s not a good move to say anything in any way critical about Fox News… According to Media Matters Fox regularly “adjusts” pictures of people they find objectionable… I thought that that sort of thing went out the window when Time Magazine got caught messing with OJ’s mug shot. Read More HERE Fair and […]

Angry About High Gas Prices?… We Were Warned…

Over the last 25 years, opportunities to head off the current crisis were ignored, missed or deliberately blocked, according to analysts, politicians and veterans of the oil and automobile industries. What’s more, for all the surprise at just how high oil prices have climbed, and fears for the future, this is one crisis we were […]

Tuesday July 8th, 2008 in Information, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

Sorry For The Late Posts… I Busted A Gut… Literally…

I had a little setback with my belly stitches… Seems that bending over to pick up a dropped telephone was a no-no… A few drops of super glue (or something very similar) did the trick of putting my oozing insides back where they belong… But At least I didn’t have to go through whatever these […]

What Would You Hunt A T-rex With?..

This is actually a pretty good angle… In one of my painkiller clouded reveries… I fell into thinking about all the movies where people are shooting at dinosaurs with rifles with no apparent effect… Movies like Jurassic Park and The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms… So naturally… The question arose… If you had to hunt down […]

A Few Truisms…Agree?

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “Smart”? A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why […]

I Had A Hernia Repaired… I Think They Did Something Else…

I had an umbilical hernia that was about the size of a tennis ball… My HMO thought that maybe It could be done at my kitchen table… After a lot of squawking and screaming… They decided that they’d let the hospital handle it. It was practically drive by surgery… In by 1… out by 5… […]

Gas Prices Around Town…

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The 10 Most Worthless College Majors…

From HolyTaco.com Read All About It HERE

Video of Dying Mental Patient Being Ignored Spurs Outrage…

Having just gotten out of the hospital yesterday… I can attest to the lousy treatment that patients get …Even when one does have insurance. New York City’s Health and Hospitals Corporation agreed on Tuesday to increase the monitoring of patients at a public psychiatric ward in Brooklyn. The agreement came after a videotape surfaced showing […]

An Interesting User Manual…

The Writing Looks Korean To Me… If So… This must be a North Korean Communist Takeover Plot.

Classic Case Of A Loudmouth Idiot… Ever Heard Of 1936?

Never Opened A Book Or Seen The History Channel… Ignorance Is Not Always Bliss… Well Duh…

We’ve Gone Over 100K Visitors For One Month…Thanks!

  For the first time ever… LCO has had over 100,000 unique visitors within one month.  We went from 17 visitors less than a year ago to 101K for June.  I’ll admit that I never expected that anyone would be interested in the rantings of a cockeyed lunatic…. I started this thing to lower my […]