Category: Rants

The Things People Send Me… Sheesh!

I know there are people who dig this stuff… But This just ain’t my cuppa tea… I went to the site that these came from (just for a laugh, you schmuck!) and came away with diarrhea. Notice that I’m not classifying this as “Just Plain Silly” because I’m an “enlightened” individual…

Friday June 27th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

There’s A Little Christian Love For Ya…

I’m sure he’s REALLY proud of you sweetie…

Do You Know What A Johnny 5 Is?

See The Urban Dictionary to find out. Are You A Skleege?… Do you know one? Have You ever F’luffed? … I hate that. Are You an R&S regular? What’s your T Hong count? I admit that D Gas is my usual state… Is your sister married to a M*U*T*T *? But seriously… I thought that […]

Is This What We’d Call Irony?

Not sure what his point is… But I think get it….

How’d You Like To Wake Up To This?…

These Caterpillars Have Coated Everything With Silk… click to enlarge…

Monday June 23rd, 2008 in Cool Pics, Information, Rants | No Comments »

Worldwide Disasters….

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I Wonder What I’ll Do When My Daughter Suggest This….

And it’s not Halloween…

Tuesday June 17th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Rants | No Comments »

Legal Drugs Kill More People Than Illegal Drugs…

I’ve groused about Dr’s maybe trying to kill me with prescrptions more than once…  The Florida report analyzed 168,900 deaths statewide. Cocaine, heroin and all methamphetamines caused 989 deaths, it found, while legal opioids — strong painkillers in brand-name drugs like Vicodin and OxyContin — caused 2,328. Drugs with benzodiazepine, mainly depressants like Valium and […]

Sunday June 15th, 2008 in Information, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

To All My Loving Friends… Chester sent me this one today…

I did what you told me .. I sent the email to 10 people like you said I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen . To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF […]

Indiana Republican Party Chairman Gets Jail For Oral Rape…On Several Men…

The Republican Party Hosts So Many Homosexual Related Scandals…. That They Are Not Subject To A Class Action LawSuit By Respectable Homosexuals Everywhere Is Beyond Me… Former Clark County Republican Party Chair Glenn Murphy Jr. faces a two-year prison sentence after pleading guilty Thursday morning to criminal deviate conduct, a class B felony, for performing […]

Sunday June 15th, 2008 in Essays, Information, Just Plain Silly, Rants | No Comments »

Big Millipede… Real Big Millipede… Really Big Millipede.

Not Sure I Like Millipedes…. Wondering If I’d Have A Stroke If This Millipede Crawled On Me… Yeah.  Probably.

Saturday June 14th, 2008 in Cool Pics, Information, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

Pooping Instructions… Who Knew?

Funny Thing Is… I’ve Apparently Been Doing It Wrong All Along…

Another WTF?!?! Moment… Obama’s Baby Mama?!?… Headlined On FOX!?!?

Just Frigging Shoot Me! PLEASE!?!? This Is One Of The MAJOR News Outlets! They just called Barack Obama’s Daughters BASTARDS! They Just Intimated That The Obama Marriage Doesn’t Exist! And Never Did! FOX NEWS HAS HEADLINED THAT THE OBAMA CHILDREN ARE THE RESULT OF A CASUAL SEXUAL ENCOUNTER AND THAT THE ONLY REASON FOR THEIR […]

The Worm Turned! FOX News Flunky Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine… Hilarious!

It Seems That Bill O’Rielly sent an underling named Porter Barry to the National Conference for Media Reform 2008 with orders to ambush Bill Moyers for one of his famous attack pieces and Mr Moyers flipped the script and turned on the guy like a fight trained Pit Bull… Moyers hands this poor pebblehead his […]

I’m Watching Auntie Harass A Rather Large Dog From Room To Room …Hilarious!…NO… Sad!

Apparently our  youngest Mastiff has commited an unpardonable offence in the eyes of 81 year old Auntie… This 120 pound pile of sweetheart (the dog that is!) is being  shooed from one end of the house to the other by an utterly angry… relatively frail… muttering…shuffling…wheezing willow branch waving refugee from a hornets nest that […]

I’m reasonably sure I’m not gonna croak…

But I’m not gonna be producing any soul saving prose either… Although I might fill this thing up once or twice before the night is over…

Monday June 9th, 2008 in Cool Stuff, Rants, Uncategorized | No Comments »

177/119 And My Willie Still Won’t Stand Up…F*ck It!

Well At least I can see better!… Yesterday I thought dying might be in the cards… Today?!?… Meh!… I had ice cream… and 2 donuts… Tomorrow… I’ll have whatever the hell I please… For a minute… Just for a minute mind you…. I damn near fell for that “Ya gotta be careful” crap… Dad calls.. […]

I’m Home Kids!… I Dreamt I Was Down In The Basement Doing Bong Hits With Bush, Cheney and Wolfowitz… When Ann Coulter Busts In And Sucks Down All The Bong Water…

I told O’Reilly Not To Let Her Drink The Bong Water In The First Place… Now She’s Gonna Think She’s Queen Of The Moon Bats Again!! Just Toss The Damn Thing In The Closet… She’ll Just Sit There And Sing To It…