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I Really… Really Need One Of These!

Who Knew?… I Can Stop Feeling Fat, Fuzzy And Frazzled, Just By Sending This Guy Money… And My Wife Says It’s The Beer…

Portland, OR’s Red Dress Party… A Major Bash… Even Chelsea Clinton Showed Up

How come I never get invited to these big bashes?!?! I’ve spent all these years building up this tremendous cleavage and when the chance to show the “twins” off comes up… Where am I?… Reading about it!… Now all I can do is dream about going down to Annie’s Plus Size Shop and picking out […]

They Were More Diplomatic In The Old Days… Today, We’d Just Haul Off And Tell The Little Woman… Right?.. Right?!?

And just why would she not know this?… If it’s bad enough to run him out of the house and she still can’t smell it… It’s time to call an ambulance!

U.S. Military Pays Top Dollar For Fuel In Oil-Rich War Zone… New Fuel Efficient Vehicles Unveiled…

Think you’re being gouged by Big Oil? U.S. troops in Iraq are paying almost as much as Americans back home, despite burning fuel at staggering rates in a war to stabilize a country known for its oil reserves.  (READ MORE) Our new technology assures that we will have Iraq sorted out in much less than the 100 years […]

Party Pooper…

Insult Of The Day…

Read It And Weep… If You Can…

How Much Do You Have To Hate Yourself To Wear This Necklace?…

Another WTF?!? Moment… This Guy Needs A Pool… Indoor Preferably…

And Now That The Burkha’s Wet… Won’t It Cling? Thereby Defeating It’s Purpose?.. Personally… I Think A Wet Clingy Burkha Might Be A Turn-on… You Know… Forbidden Vistas And All…

And Now We All Know… Let’s Round ‘Em Up And Fire Up The Planes To Guantanamo…

This Guy Must Have Dropped His Soap…

Maybe This Will Make It Easier Not To Spend That Two Months Salary…

Fathers… Your Main Role In Life Is To Prevent This…

Classic False Advertisement.. Remember… They All Look Like The Top Pictures When You Wake Up With ‘Em…

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Tracking The Wild Stoner… Hilarious!!.. Not Sure It’s Gonna Stop Anyone From Smoking Pot Though..

We Got Like… $300 Between Us… Are We Real Gangsters…Or What?

I Suspect That’s 3 Months Allowance For Chip N Dale…

Sealed With Love: A Humane Way To Kill Baby Seals

Step 1: This season’s hunt requires that vital signs are checked after the seal is shot or clubbed over the head —checking for the loss of corneal reflexes. Step 2: Sealers then must cut a main artery to allow the seal to bleed to death, but only if the seal is unconscious. Veterinarians believe far […]

My Wife’s Taken Up Smoking Again… I Must Be Getting To Her…

Did You Wash Your Nasty Hands?!?

Another WTF?!? Moment… Wanna Be Behind This Yahoo?

As Some Of My Maine Friends Would Put It… Ayup…

How Modern Civilization May End… Is Our Complexity Our Doom?..

Fred over at GoodShit was kind enough to put up an article that many of us wouldn’t otherwise see… I’ve been railing about this particular part for years… We’re currently seeing the results of having idiots run our economy and nations… I got thrown out of a high level meeting a few years back when […]

G. W. Bush Isolated?… Nah!!

Soon to be Ex President Bush at last month’s European Summit… Either somebody farted or these guys are trying really, really hard to ignore Mr “Uniter not a Divider”… I wonder if anybody could find a pic of another Prez being so ignored…

How Many Ways To Say “Put On A Condom”?…

1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don’t be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud your spout 5) Don’t be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, […]

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