Los Cuatro Ojos

Well Timed Photography… Or… The Last Peaceful Moment…

Ah, Ahnold.. How The Mighty Have Fallen…

1982 2007

The Economy Is Crashing Down All Around Us And What News Do We Get?… Spitzer!!

One of the biggest… Most feared investment banks on earth went broke last week… Bear Stearns’ stock was at $170 a share one year ago… They were brought out for $2 a share today. That’s $236 million for a company that the Fed just spent $2.3 BILLION to bail out last Friday! Did I miss […]

Something Got Lost In Translation…

I Tell My Wife To Turn Here All The Time!!

Woman With 21 Accents…

This Translates Into (Much) Higher Food Prices For You And Me…

America’s largest chicken processor has announced major Plant Closings due to the high cost of chicken feed… It seems that the oil companies have decided to offer the farmers a higher price for their corn than the feed manufacturers… This Story is from Jan 2007… Things have gotten worse since then… A lot worse. Here’s […]

Snow Falls Off Roof … Totals Car… OUCH!!!

Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk… OK… How About Spilled Beer?.. This Pic Brought A Lump To My Throat…

The Seven Dwarves… Hi Ho, Hi Ho.. It’s Off To Work We Go!

This Happened In 2006… Why Are We Just Now Hearing About It?!? Somebody Get Cheney On The Phone!

  AP: Water Makes US Troops in Iraq Sick WASHINGTON — Dozens of U.S. troops in Iraq fell sick at bases using “unmonitored and potentially unsafe” water supplied by the military and a contractor once owned by Vice President Dick Cheney’s former company, the Pentagon’s internal watchdog says. A report obtained by The Associated Press […]

You Know You Want To Build Your Very Own Fly Powered Toy Airplane… Let Me Know How It Works…

Would You Drive This Car?

Aurora, a 19 feet long monster that was built by an eccentric priest as the ultimate safety vehicle in 1957. More HERE 

Bandaged Balls…

Wanna Know Why??? So… I’m sitting at the dining room table at 1:30a.m. trying to post a few goodies for all the fine, fine folks who drop by LCO to be entertained for a minute or so… I’m in a pair of droopy boxers… I’m sitting on the edge of the chair… My “Huevos” are […]

The Big Guy Takes A Whuppin

Funeral Oopsy

BLOW… Buy Some For Your Kids… WTF!?!?! Who’s Sick Assed Idea Is This?!?…

I’m not a real big fan of prohibiting folks from doing what they want… But these guys are really pushing the envelope… Check out their web site HERE. Do You Want Your Teens Messing With This Stuff?… What about when a carload of your kids gets stopped by a cop who hauls their butts in? […]

Orange Slice Jello Shots… I Use Orange Flavor Vodka…

 Yield:  12   Orange Slice Jello Shots Ingredients: 2 x oranges 1 pkg orange-flavored Jello 1/2 cup Vodka Directions: Slice oranges in half. Using a spoon, scoop out all the flesh and divider pith. Reserve. In a medium bowl, add Jello and 1/2 cup boiling water. When Jello has dissolved, add vodka. Pour liquid Jello into […]

Bill Gates No Longer Worlds Richest… Down To Number 3…

After 13 years on top… Bill Gates is no longer the richest man in the world. That honor now belongs to his friend and sometimes bridge partner Warren Buffett. Riding the surging price of Berkshire Hathaway stock, Buffett has seen his fortune swell to an estimated $62 billion, up $10 billion from a year ago. […]

Doin My Civic Duty!

Light Posts Today… Got Jury Duty… Behave Yourselves!!

Dance On My Grave To Show You Love Me…

Makin Vegetarian Bacon…

Meet My New Admin Assistant… I Hired Her For Her Excellent Phone Skills!

Meet Some Of The Other Applicants…  Almost Hired This One… 

Michelin Man As Buddha… Somebody’s Got Talent!!