Los Cuatro Ojos

Is It Just Me?… My Wife Says I’m Disgusting… It’s Just Little Kids And Pikachu

Play This Game At Your Own Risk! If The Boss Catches You… It’s Not My Fault!

Touch the blue ball to the square… Don’t touch the red dots! Play HERE

This List Of Alternate Names For The Female Reproductive Organ Is… Lengthy To Say The Least.

Have a euphemism that you don’t see listed here? Does it have to deal with female genitalia? Good! Muffy wants it! Click Here

FedEx Or UPS? Who’s The Winner Here?

This is a great pic! FedEx pulls off a good one by raising the curtains… But UPS pulls off a good one by having FedEx carry the weight… If those UPS trucks are full… UPS wins the money game… This is one of the best pics I’ve seen in a while.

It’s Friday… We Got Jokes!!!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. 2. Nope, no […]

Stress At Work In Action… Part 2

My question is… What did the copy machine do? stress part 2

Stress At Work In Action

stressed work Think about this the next time you’re throwing pencils at the wimpy guy in the  cubicle next door!

R.I.P. Army – 1998 – 2007

The House of Los Cuatro Ojos has suffered a devastating loss… Army… Our Alpha Female Mastiff passed away on Friday, November 2, 2007. Army… Most Loved Of All Dogs… Protector Of Our Home… Mother of Our Line… Killer Of The Chickens… Terrorizer Of The Turkeys… Tormentor Of Debbie… Maker Of Holes In Fences… She Who […]

This Man Is Alive And Conscious!.. Do Not Play This Video If You Are Squeamish.

WARNING!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!! GRAPHIC AND DISTURBING!! Now you really want to watch it… Don’t you?

A Twist On Hangman… A Change From The One On The Goodies Page.

HERE Halloween Hangman

This Guy Should Be Elected Minister Of Information For FEMA

How To Do Some Serious Boat Moving-

Ships Are My Great Love… Since they don’t go uphill or over mountains or other obstacles very well… People have come up with some fantastic and ingenious ways to move them to places where they normally could not go… Keep in mind that most of these are not rowboats… These things are BIG! See More […]

Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back In The Water…

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If You Visit This Site Using Explorer for Windows…

I just today got a look at the site using Windows XP and Explorer and it looked like crap!! This is what it should look like… note the calendar on the sidebar!.. Click the image to see full size. I build the site using a Mac and Firefox… And I take pride in making it […]

Talk About A Bad Day! Amazingly… He Lives!

VIDEO CAPTURED BY TRAFFIC CAMERA !!!! Believe it or not the man in the intersection lived! He was saved by the imprint that the PT Cruiser left in the driver’s side of the Subaru. When the Subaru went over him it came down on him right where the dent in the car was made and […]

This Cartoon Inspired The Rant That Follows…

The Grumpy Old Bitches Offer A Take On Grown Kids At Home…

Why Women Eat Their Young: There are five hung over people in my basement. One is son. Two are son’s friends. Two are son’s friends’ girlfriends. It’s okay to be hung over in my basement. It is not okay to wake me up in the wee hours while you are striving for the hangover. It […]

It’s Funny Friday!!!

A Birthday Calculator

Lot’s Of Fun Info About You When You Put In Your Birthday. HERE

Mexigoths… I Live In Arizona And I’ve Never Seen One Of These…

They’re Mexican, they’re goth—they’re Mexigoths. We’ve seen a lot of attention given to the subcultures of Mexican Morrissey fans and Mexican skaters like in Larry Clark’s Wassup Rockers, but what about good old-fashioned corpse-painted, ruffle-wearing goths? The Mexigoth scene in LA is huge. They have clubs that cater specifically to them (Club London, Chamber) and […]

Is This You?

We’re Trying Out A New Page!

We’ve Added A New Page Of Daily Goodies… We’ll See How It Goes For A Bit… Check It Out (HERE) Hangman is at the bottom of the page… Such a time waster!!!

What Kind Of Time Does It Take To Do This?

MORE HERE 

Wanna See Some Really Big Holes?

Mirny diamond mine, Siberia This Hole in the World  holds the title of largest open diamond mine in the world. at 1722 feet deep with a top diameter of 3937 feet… there’s even a no-fly zone above the hole due to a few helicopters being sucked in. Courtesy of Deputydog MORE HERE

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: “People Get Abortions For Superficial Reasons”

Here at Jezebel Liz is Very, Very sure of herself and stands by her convictions… But looking at the pics… Don’t you think that Babs might think otherwise?