- It comes to this… By design… The Race of Man is half man and half beast… Thou art not beings of reason… But rather, beings capable of reason. There is much difference between the two… Exercise thy capabilities.
- For everything there is a time: A time to live… A time to die…. A time for peace… A time for war… A time to create and a time to destroy… Learn to tell time.
Microsoft and Apple should give us one of these windows to let us know when we’re downloading or copying crap…
I’m surprised that there’s not some kind of stain on that seat though…
From HuffPo
Here’s the very cool part: the dance floor will be capable of generating 60% of the building’s electricity. The technology involves building a sprung floor and power generating blocks. The blocks are made of piezoelectric crystals which produce current when subjected to pressure. Dancers dance, blocks are squeezed and the current is fed into batteries used to electrify the nightclub. Don’t laugh, it is already being done in Rotterdam, Holland. It’s part of the programme for a new climate change organisation Club4Climate, set up by an enthusiastic entrepreneur who wants to open more eco-clubs in New York, Cape Town and Rio. Its motto: “All you have to do is dance to save the world”. :: Evening Standard

I know there are people who dig this stuff… But This just ain’t my cuppa tea… I went to the site that these came from (just for a laugh, you schmuck!) and came away with diarrhea.
Notice that I’m not classifying this as “Just Plain Silly” because I’m an “enlightened” individual…
“She’s a brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick…a steamroller with cleats.” – Walter Kerr
“If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he needs, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House backyard come Wednesday.” – H. L. Mencken
I know you’re nobody’s fool… but maybe someone will adopt you. – anonymous
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M. – Unknown
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. – anonymous
LCO appreciates Raymond’s digging through the thousands of pics over at Engrish.com and consolidating them for your pleasure…The comments however… Are mine.
Personally… I like my dork deep fried with gravy…
I’ve stayed at lots of hotels that should display this sign…
Every time I fly.. I check in an alcoholic…
I never trip when I’m drunken walking… I just fall down…
Sometimes… My testes do make my heart tinkle!
Yeah… Well… Uh… Maybe A Little Bean Curd…

I’m sure my mother shops here…
Do Horsebeans taste anything like Horsemuffins?…
I’d beat my kids for touching this one…
Starbucks Is Getting Into Cigars…
Bet I Can Find This Place Without A Map…
I thought I was the only one abusing…
Plants Have Feelings Too…
The Lettuce Here Screams…
I Am Refused On Sooo Many Levels!
At Least It’s Not “WooF” …
Yeah… Go Somewhere Else And Die… You Bum!
Uh…. Yeah… Right…
I Don’t Know About You… But I feel Discriminated Against… Ho’s Get Their Own Entrance And Nerd Bloggers Do Not…
I usually eat Robster on my anniversary…
Yay!… I get a seat!…I’m “crippie”…
How can you not “blench” if you use only chlorine?
And Maybe Tastes Like Cat?…
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It’s nine minutes long… But it’s hilarious… In George’s Truthful Way…
Not Exactly Safe For Work… Language.
See The Urban Dictionary to find out.
Are You A Skleege?… Do you know one?
Have You ever F’luffed? … I hate that.
Are You an R&S regular?
What’s your T Hong count?
I admit that D Gas is my usual state…
Is your sister married to a M*U*T*T *?
But seriously… I thought that THIS was a Johnny 5 …
These Caterpillars Have Coated Everything With Silk…
click to enlarge…
They race to the site of any accident… Then they rescue you … Or they pick up your pieces…








































