January
25
2008

Virgin Is Almost Ready To Take You Into Space…

If Anyone Wants To Loan Me $200,000 For An Early Flight… I will feature you prominently in the post about it!

Sir Richard is serious about getting off the ground with paying customers by next year… Go Galactic Girl!!

galacticgirlspaceship2

Tons more pics and story at Gizmodo 

January
25
2008

Found This Over At Cracked.com

flipem

“I find the easiest way to check the gender is just to flip ‘em over like this. You’ll wanna hold ‘em with both hands so they don’t kick you.”

January
25
2008

Coke Tries New Packaging… The Big Dipper…

cocacola jug

January
25
2008

She Keeps Breaking Radios… I’ve Got Lots Of These Though…

cd drive car

January
25
2008

Move Over Etch-A-Sketch!!

tablet urinal

January
24
2008

Freaky Side Effects Of Six Popular Medications… The Cure Seems Worse Than The Ailment…

Cracked.com

pills1pills2

January
24
2008

Ever Get The Feeling There Was Something Really Creepy Behind You?..

cheney shrug

January
24
2008

Scientist Waves Hand In Front Of Gators Face… Gator Bites Her… Scientific Proof… Alligators Bite!

January
24
2008

I Thought The One In Pink Was A Girl Through The Whole Fight!…

January
24
2008

Another Good Time Waster!… Really Good For Conference Calls…

Kaleidoscope!

January
24
2008

A Former Cop Teaches How To Stash Weed In Your Car…

Turn On Your Pop-Up Blocker First!

See It HERE 

January
24
2008

Crazy Folding Chair Morph Into Different Kinds Of Seating…

January
24
2008

Today’s Insults –

He is as good as his word – and his word is no good. – Seamus MacManus

You must be the arithmetic man – you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. – Unknown

I’d smack the crap out of you if I didn’t think it would fill up the room – Anonymous

You’re a mouse studying to be a rat. – Wilson Mizner

King Urinal. – Shakespeare 

January
24
2008

Another Daring Daylight Robbery…

seagull

January
24
2008

I’ve Got A Crush On This Girl…

Eureka

January
23
2008

Light Posts Today… Got Some Research To Do…

hit with 25cent

January
23
2008

High Tech Circumcision…

cellphone circumcision

Set To “Vibrate”… Text “rmve 4skin” to 7734… and Presto!!

January
23
2008

“Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy” – Ben Franklin

Beer

My New Religion.

January
23
2008

Tesla Coils… Big Sparks!… This Guy Does Cool Stuff With Them…

Tesla_Downunder

tesla coil

January
22
2008

This Guy Survives Being Shot At Point Blank Range

January
22
2008

This Is A Pretty Picture… But It Can’t Be Easy Getting Up To Those Fields…

china fields

January
22
2008

Quotes On Sex…

  • Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. -   Woody Allen
  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. – Rodney Dangerfield
  • There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. – Lynn Lavner
  • Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
  • My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. – Jack Nicholson
  • See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams
January
22
2008

For A Photographer… Perfect Timing!

boom

January
22
2008

Quotes By Woody Allen…

  1. “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
  2. “The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty”
  3. “Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it’s fantastic.”
  4. “I’ve often said: the only thing standing between me and greatness… is me.”
  5. “I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
  6. “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
  7. “Life is like a concentration camp… you can’t leave without dying.”
  8. “I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
  9. “I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.”
  10. “Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.”
  11. “Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.”
  12. “Basically, my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”
  13. “It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
January
22
2008

Plush Pee & Poop… Is There Really A Market For This Stuff?!? And If So… Who The Heck Is Buying This Stuff?

Pee and Poop