If Anyone Wants To Loan Me $200,000 For An Early Flight… I will feature you prominently in the post about it!
Sir Richard is serious about getting off the ground with paying customers by next year… Go Galactic Girl!!
Tons more pics and story at Gizmodo
“I find the easiest way to check the gender is just to flip ‘em over like this. You’ll wanna hold ‘em with both hands so they don’t kick you.”
Cracked.com
He is as good as his word – and his word is no good. – Seamus MacManus
You must be the arithmetic man – you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. – Unknown
I’d smack the crap out of you if I didn’t think it would fill up the room – Anonymous
You’re a mouse studying to be a rat. – Wilson Mizner
King Urinal. – Shakespeare
My New Religion.
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- “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
- “The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty”
- “Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it’s fantastic.”
- “I’ve often said: the only thing standing between me and greatness… is me.”
- “I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.”
- “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
- “Life is like a concentration camp… you can’t leave without dying.”
- “I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
- “I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.”
- “Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.”
- “Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.”
- “Basically, my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”
- “It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”

















