- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. - Woody Allen
- Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. – Rodney Dangerfield
- There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL. – Lynn Lavner
- Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. – Jack Nicholson
- See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. – Robin Williams
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