Some Guys Have All The Luck…
Posted on December 4th, 2009 by TheFourEyes
Los Cuatro Ojos
Some Days You’re The Dog… Some Days You’re The Hydrant.
So… I Just Upgraded My Computer… Didn’t Cost Much At All.
Posted on December 3rd, 2009 by TheFourEyes
Herpes… It’s Gonna Get You…
Posted on December 2nd, 2009 by TheFourEyes
According to this video… If you don’t have herpes… You’re in line to get herpes… Look at the person to either side of you… At least one of ‘em’s got herpes… Had any casual contact lately?
View more Herpes Videos from Sex.HealthGuru.com
Your Day Could Be Worse…
Posted on December 1st, 2009 by TheFourEyes
The next time you’re having a bad day, imagine this: You’re a Siamese Twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. You’re not. …
He has a date coming over tonight.
You only have one ass.
Feel better?
Dollar Origami…
Posted on November 29th, 2009 by TheFourEyes
These Fantastic Origami Creations Are By Wan Park…
Koi
Tank
Penguin
Dragon
Camera
Crab
Bat
Shark
Jacket
Toilet
Spider
Scorpion
Butterfly
A Primer On The Length Of Life Of Empires…
Posted on November 29th, 2009 by TheFourEyes
This video illustrates how empires decay and devolve and what a short time it takes for a seemingly invincible empire to become just another nation. Examples not shown are The Soviet Empire and the American Empire. But history won’t be cheated… All empires fall.
Best Viewed At Full Screen…
Visualizing empires decline from Pedro M Cruz on Vimeo.
This is mainly an experimentation with soft bodies using toxi’s verlet springs.
The data refers to the evolution of the top 4 maritime empires of the XIX and XX centuries by extent. The visual emphasis is on their decline.
More on that project http://mondeguinho.com/master/visual-experimentations/visualizing-empires
UPDATE – some minor fixes: no flickering and more robust simulation.
Music To Digest A Turkey And Stuffing Sandwich By… Bohemian Rhapsody… Muppet Style.
Posted on November 27th, 2009 by TheFourEyes
And Of Course… Now That Your Appetite Is Whetted…
Thanksgiving Chuckles… Happy Thanksgiving USA…
Posted on November 26th, 2009 by TheFourEyes
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
10 Best (Paid) Antivirus Programs… Top 10 Free Ones Also…
Posted on November 25th, 2009 by TheFourEyes
See A Killer Whale Jump, Kill And Eat A Great White Shark…
Posted on November 25th, 2009 by TheFourEyes
Don’t Need No New Boots…
Posted on November 24th, 2009 by TheFourEyes
An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are “snowbirds” in Arizona.Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Bessie looks him over, “Nope.”
Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”
Bessie looks up and says, “Sam, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Sam yells, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN BESSIE?! IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!”
To which Bessie replies, “Shoulda bought a hat Sam… ya shoulda bought a hat.”
How To Deal With Men… Written By A Woman.
Posted on November 23rd, 2009 by TheFourEyes
1. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
2. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the noose.
3. Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they’re practicing to be men.
4. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One – he just holds it up there & waits for the world to revolve around him.
OR. Three – one to screw in the bulb, two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
5. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
6. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath & calling your name?
A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
7. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A.Because not one will stop and ask directions.
8. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
9. Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
10. Q: What is the difference between men and women…
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
11. Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
12. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”
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