April
6
2013

No Teeth Celebs… How Ya Like ‘Em Now?…

no teeth

April
6
2013

Technology Marches On…

hard drive tech

April
5
2013

Friday… The Last 5 Percent Is The Longest.

friday's commin

April
5
2013

Big…Yellow… Mellow.

Eeeewwww

April
5
2013

Hogwell…

Hogwell

April
4
2013

She Don’t Spell So Good… But He Got The Message I Think…

angry woman

April
4
2013

A Harlem Shake I Like…

harlem shake

April
4
2013

Smart Kitty…

cat logic

April
3
2013

Coolest Dog Costume… Ever.

cool dog costume

April
3
2013

Got Cable? Here’s The Truth…

April
2
2013

Good Doggie!..

spider gone

April
1
2013

Peel Off The Paint… Hope You Don’t Faint… Stars Without Makeup.

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without makeup

March
30
2013

Revenge… The Hard Way.

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, “I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I’m not leaving until I get it.”
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, “Do any of the girls have any diseases?”
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, “I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT’S the girl I want.”
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, “Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?”
He said, “Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant for dinner, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he’ll jump the baby-sitter’s bones, and he’ll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE’S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!”

March
29
2013

Great Ideas For Wasted Space…

great ideas

March
29
2013

Is That Sarah Jessica Parker?!?

when you see it

March
29
2013

Well… At Least It’s Not Something Tacky Like Patent Leather.

shoe car

March
26
2013

Bloody Bathroom Set… Discourage Guests… Enjoy Your Privacy…Or… Just Freak People Out.

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decorating idea

March
26
2013

Dog Vs Bee… That’s Just Goofy.

goofy

March
26
2013

To Send Flowers?!? Forget It.

password madness

March
25
2013

Forever The Optimist…

optimist

March
25
2013

New Emoticons…

new punctuation marks

March
23
2013

Identity Crisis… Deferred.

identity crisis

March
23
2013

Life Ain’t Fair…

life ain't fair

March
23
2013

High Speed Hypocrisy… Don’t Text And Drive.

hypocrisy

March
22
2013

One Bad Apple…

full surveillance