DOE RE MI BEER, by Homer J. Simpson.
Sing to the tune of “Doe A Deer”
DOUGH… the stuff…that buys me beer…
RAY….. the guy that sells me beer…
ME…… the guy… who drinks the beer,
FAR….. the distance to my beer
SO…… I think I’ll have a beer…
LA…… La la la la la la beer
TEA….. no thanks, I’m drinking beer…
That will bring us back to…(Looks into an empty glass)
D’OH!