1. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
2. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
3. If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
4. What’s the definition of a will?.. It’s a dead giveaway.
5. Every calendar’s days are numbered.
6. When the electricity went off during a storm at school… the students were de-lighted.
7. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
8. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
9. It’s better to love a short girl than not a tall.
10. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
11. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
12. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
13. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
14. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
15. Some Spanish government employees are Seville servants.
16. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
17. When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.
18. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
19. It was an emotional wedding… Even the cake was in tiers.
20. A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
21. Local Area Network in Australia = the LAN down under.
22. An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.