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Insults… We Got ‘Em.

•    He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
•    I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works
•    He’s as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day
•    You’ve got a face like a million dollars… All green and wrinkled
•    Consistency is his trade-mark. Once bought he stays bought.
•    ‘I worship the very quick-sand he walks on.’
•    The only reason she stands stubbornly on her record is to prevent us from having a clear look at it.