Turn Around…

Kramer goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown”.

Kramer just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, “Are you Ok?”

In… a very weak voice Kramer says, “Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?” The big dude says, “When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I’d give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. “I’m 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown.”

Kramer said, “Oh Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn Around’”

Insults… You’re Welcome.

  • I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
  • It’s scary to think that people like you are allowed to breed.
  • You better hope you marry rich.
  • He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of anyone I know. (Abraham Lincoln)

Serious Snow… Kids! No School Today!

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