Some Days You’re The Dog…

Better Than A Spare Tire…

Vicious.

Oxymoron Newscast…

30 Hornets Kill 30,000 Bees In 3 Hours… Then Eat Their Babies.

Worse than a zombie attack… 30 giant hornets kill 30,000 honeybees and eat their babies… Gruesome.

Of course it’s even more exciting with an EPIC soundtrack!

Where Do I Sign Up?

Nickel And Dimed To Extinction…

Simpsons Age Progression…

Insensitive Sympathy Cards… Send One Today.

A True Gentleman… (Beats Spreading Your Jacket Over A Puddle)

Nothing Says “I’m A Total Dipshit” Like Bolting Your Damn Eyelids…

Did You Know?…

Trix Are For Kids… Silly Rabbit… Shoulda Ate Some Cheerios.

Stop It! Your Eyes Are Gonna Get Stuck Like That Someday!!

Everybody Wants To Be A DeeJay…

Key Cleaner…

Load Limit?!?… What Load Limit?

Are You Weird? Probably Not.

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Virtual Bubble Wrap… Have Fun!

Vegas Style Parking Tickets… Double Or Nothing.

Dad Must Have Been Quite A Man To Fill This Many Bags…

A Late Xmas Present… Guess Poo.

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This Post Is A Real Weirdough…

Lara Croft She Ain’t… No Cake Left Unplundered.

You May Now…