See More On The BMW GINA… What A Car!!

LCO wrote about this car back in June

BMW GINA
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… You’ve got to see the videos though… This Beast is Fantastic!… I think the Germans took their crashed UFO’s and reverse engineered them the right way!

This Video is much longer (7 mins)… But worth every second… Wait until you see this beast “Blink”…

Why You Will Eat Less in the Future… Duh!

 Because Food Will Cost More!!!…

Read All About How The Nice Scientists Came Up With This One… HERE 

Is This A Definition For “Miscegenation”?

Either way… It looks difficult … For both of them…

giraffe and donkey

In case you’re wondering where we get the word “miscegenation” from… Read on

Until The Day That You Are Me And I Am You… “As” – Stevie Wonder – 1976

Stevie Wonder – -
Found at bee mp3 search engine

“As”

As around the sun the earth knows she’s revolving
And the rosebuds know to bloom in early May
Just as hate knows love’s the cure
You can rest your mind assure
That I’ll be loving you always
As now can’t reveal the mystery of tomorrow
But in passing will grow older every day
Just as all is born is new
Do know what I say is true
That I’ll be loving you always

Until the rainbow burns the stars out in the sky—ALWAYS
Until the ocean covers every mountain high—ALWAYS
Until the dolphin flies and parrots live at sea—ALWAYS
Until we dream of life and life becomes a dream

Did you know that true love asks for nothing
Her acceptance is the way we pay
Did you know that life has given love a guarantee
To last through forever and another day
Just as time knew to move on since the beginning
And the seasons know exactly when to change
Just as kindness knows no shame
Know through all your joy and pain
That I’ll be loving you always
As today I know I’m living but tomorrow
Could make me the past but that I mustn’t fear
For I’ll know deep in my mind
The love of me I’ve left behind Cause I’ll be loving you always

Until the day is night and night becomes the day—ALWAYS
Until the trees and seas just up and fly away—ALWAYS
Until the day that 8x8x8 is 4—ALWAYS
Until the day that is the day that are no more
Did you know that you’re loved by somebody?
Until the day the earth starts turning right to left—ALWAYS
Until the earth just for the sun denies itself
I’ll be loving you forever
Until dear Mother Nature says her work is through—ALWAYS
Until the day that you are me and I am you—AL~~~~~~WA~~
~~~~~AA~~~~~~~AA~~~~
Until the rainbow burns the stars out in the sky~~~~~AA~~~~
~~~~AA~~~~~~~AA~~~~~~~~~AA~~~~~~~YS~~ALWAYS

We all know sometimes lifes hates and troubles
Can make you wish you were born in another time and space
But you can bet you life times that and twice its double
That God knew exactly where he wanted you to be placed
so make sure when you say you’re in it but not of it
You’re not helping to make this earth a place sometimes called Hell
Change your words into truths and then change that truth into love
And maybe our children’s grandchildren
And their great-great grandchildren will tell
I’ll be loving you

Until the rainbow burns the stars out in the sky–Loving you
Until the ocean covers every mountain high–Loving you
Until the dolphin flies and parrots live at sea–Loving you
Until we dream of life and life becomes a dream–Be loving you
Until the day is night and night becomes the day–Loving you
Until the trees and seas up, up and fly away–Loving you
Until the day that 8x8x8x8 is 4–Loving you
Until the day that is the day that are no more–Loving you
Until the day the earth starts turning right to left–Be loving you
Until the earth just for the sun denies itself–Loving you
Until dear Mother Nature says her work is through–Loving you
Until the day that you are me and I am you–
Now ain’t that loving you
Until the rainbow burns the stars out in the sky
Ain’t that loving you
Until the ocean covers every mountain high
And I’ve got to say always
Until the dolphin flies and parrots live at sea~~AL~~~WA~~~AYS
Until we dream of life and life becomes a dream-Um AL~~WA~~AYS
Until the day is night and night becomes the day-AL~~~~WA~~AYS
Until the trees and seas just up and fly away-AL~~WA~~~AA~~~~~
Until the day that 8x8x8 is 4~~~~~AA~~~~~~~AA~~~~~~~AA
Until the day that is the day that are no more-AA~~~~AA~~AA~~~AYS
Until the day the earth starts turning right to left-AL~~~WA~~~A~~~AA
Until the earth just for the sun denies itself-~~AA~~~AA~~~AA~~~AYS
Until dear Mother Nature says her work is through-AL~~~WAYS
Until the day that you are me and I am you
Until the rainbow burns the stars out in the sky
Until the ocean covers every mountain high
Until the dolphin flies and parrots live at sea
Until we dream of life and life becomes a dream
Until the day is night and night becomes the day
Until the trees and seas just up and fly away
Until the day that 8x8x8 is 4
Until the day that is the day that are no more
Until the day the earth starts turning right to left
Until the earth just for the sun denies itself
Until dear Mother Nature says her work is through
Until the day that you are me and I am you

Must Be Nice To Enjoy One’s Work…

whistle while you work

Vodka In A Tube… Now Get Me Some Cranberry Juice In A Tube And We’re In Business…

vodka in a tube

This Is Me Today…

tired man1

Can’t Post Much Today… Gotta Deal With A Sick Doggie…

Luke… Our Big Ol’  Alpha Mastiff Is Not Well… We’re fighting to keep him around a while longer… Even though we’re used to the fact that the big dogs don’t live near as long as the little dogs…

We had to make a real tough decision with the vet… And I hate to reduce the years of devotion to its base finances… But it is what it is and no amount of money we throw at this problem will bring back health lost to old age.

So… We provide comfort and enough antibiotics to try and fight off the ravages of infection…

And we hope.

Advance Pics Of The Olympic Opening Ceremonies…

Corkscrew-Balloon has exclusive shots of China’s Opening Ceremony dress rehearsals…

See Them HERE

It’s The Bataphant!

bataphant

Wii Pii… Tell Me That This IS NOT Real!…

Wii Pii

There’s A Right Way And A Wrong Way…

rightway wrong way

Does Your Local Safeway Carry These?…

penis pasta

Times Are Tough All Over…

New job

This Book Is Actually Available On Amazon…

What I want to know is… Why was there a need for a 2nd edition

How to shit in the woods

Was there a change in the protocol? 

From DamnInteresting

Just outside Butte, Montana lies a pit of greenish poison a mile and a half wide and over a third of a mile deep. The water became as acidic as lemon juice, creating a toxic brew of heavy metal poisons including arsenic, lead, and zinc. No fish live there, and no plants line the shores. There aren’t even any insects buzzing about. The Berkeley Pit had become one of the deadliest places on earth, too toxic even for microorganisms. Or so it was thought.

In 1995, an analytic chemist named William Chatham saw something unusual in the allegedly lifeless lake: a small clump of green slime floating on the water’s surface. He snagged a sample and brought it to biologist Grant Mitman at the nearby Montana Tech campus of the University of Montana, where Mitman found to his amazement that the goop was a mass of single-celled algae. This makes it a classic example of an extremophile.

Euglena mutabilisEuglena mutabilis

Extremophiles are organisms that can tolerate and even thrive in environments that will destroy most other living things. Some can even repair their own damaged DNA, a trait which makes them extremely interesting to cancer researchers.

Read More HERE

Hey! Who Said They Could Knock Down Shea Stadium?

This is a Massive WTF?!? moment for me… I didn’t know Shea Stadium was scheduled for demolition!.. I mean… I knew Yankee Stadium was coming down… And I choked on the disgust that that raised within me… What the hell are these people thinking?… My Grandma’s been a Yanks fan all of her life!… What about the history?!?… You frigging Dingbats!

But now… But Now… And how did I miss this one?… Shea Stadium too?!?… That’s where I saw my first pro game! I’m a Mets fan!… A largely inactive one… But a Mets fan nonetheless.

As far as I’m concerned… The City Of New York has officially sold out… They’ve ripped the soul of the city out.

This Sucks!!

A Pox On You And Yours… Any That Had To Do With This… This Travesty… This Abomination!… This miserable, offal eating, money grubbing, short sighted, history destroying, godforsaken madness!

Now I know how Gollum felt when Bilbo took away his “Precious”…

gollum“We hates it!!! Hatesss it!….ForEver!!!!”

Shea StadiumR.I.P. Shea

Citi Field?… I Hope You Choke On It!!!!

Citi FieldBoo! Hiss!!

Print Many… Post Everywhere…

Or… Lock Down Your Router…

Get Your Own Network

Trees Eating Strange Things…

tree eats headstone

Tree Eats Fence

Medicines From The Past.. And Their Crazy Uses…

My Dear… If You Need Lysol To Clean Your Hoo-Ha… You have more than a simple feminine freshness issue!

Lysol Douche

Let’s Calm Down Those Terrible Two’s With A Slug Of Nembutal… This Stuff Is Also Known As Pentobarbital… Did Your Mom Use This On You?

Nembutal for babies

Then There’s Good Ol’ Heroin… Good For What Ails Ya!… Notice This Stuff Is Sold By The Bayer Folks… That’s Right… The Aspirin Guys… This Stuff Was Legal Until 1924.

Bayer Heroin

Grandpa Getting A Little Out Of Control?… A Little Hit Of Thorazine Should Do The Trick… I Wonder If I Can Get Some For Auntie? And Would It Be Cruel To Post Auntie Doing The Thorazine Shuffle?

Thorazine for grandpa

If Mama’s Using Serpasil… Daddy’s Got Problems… Of Course, As Long As Mama Takes Her Meds…

Serpasil

I Expect My Kids To Fly In One These…

See More Flapping Wing Flyers HERE

click 3 Times to see amazing detail!!

Remote Control Dragonfly

WowWee, an Optimal Group company announced that its award-winning FlyTechTM Dragonfly has been named one of TIME Magazine’s “Best Inventions of the Year.” The FlyTech Dragonfly, which is the world’s first radio-controlled flying insect to use flapping wings, was named under the “Aircraft” category in the November 12th issue of TIME magazine.

Read MORE about Ornithopters… Including Manned and Realistic looking ones for spaying…

cybirdflying.jpg

See Lots More HERE

This Is What’s On My iTunes… See Anything You Like?…

screen shot

A High Speed Submarine…

Here’s A Hybrid Speedboat/Submarine… I LIKE It!!

hyper sub

From PopSci.com 

Nautical engineers have long dreamed of a craft that could race across wave tops like a speedboat and seconds later dive beneath them like a submarine. But crossing the two breeds presents a catch-22: Subs need heft to sink, but speedboats need to be lightweight to go fast. With an investment of nearly $2 million and years of research, former auto-shop owner Reynolds Marion of Lake City, Florida, has finally hit on a solution, a machine he’s dubbed the Hyper-Submersible Powerboat. When complete, it will reach speeds of up to 45 mph and dive down to 1,200 feet.

He’s A Real Two Faced S.O.B…

Two faced

Talk About A Tall Cold One!..

I’m usually thinking of something else when I want a tall cold one…

snow penis