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The 5000 Year Embrace…
This couple was unearthed in Italy… They’ve Been In This Embrace For 5000 Years… Closest thing I’ve ever seen to eternal love…
Politics Explained…
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is Politics?”
Dad says,
“Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the People.
The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.”
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say’s to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”
The father says, “Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”
The little boy replies, “The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”
Some Recycled Insults…
You are a wickedly uncivilized fiend and a myopic, dull-witted patient on a ward of witless wanton wretches. – unknown
I feel sorry for you because you’re homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you. – anonymous
Is that your nose or did you inhale a cantaloupe? – anonymous
We’ve Added A New Site To The Blogroll…
Nanny Goats In Panties?!?… Nanny Goats In Panties?!?… Sounds like someplace some of our kinkier readers might have on their Stumble -List.
Stop drooling on your keyboard… NGIP is a site I’ve been wandering through for a few days now… And it’s funny… Wicked funny!
NGIP’s stated purpose is: “Eliminating all hope for world peace… One post at a time” .. That works for me.
Looks like Margaret takes a lot of her own pics… Like this one:
There’s a story here too… in case you’re interested…
Since I’ve got a history of making my own brews… This post I found interesting.
Anyway… Pop on over to Nanny Goats In Panties and get your chuckle on.
In Memoriam To My Friend… Linda… Rest In Peace.
To My Dearest Linda…
Just last night my wife and I were having a laugh that it was about time for a call from Linda… This was a conversation filled with giggles because we both knew what fun it was whenever you called… You’d share some laughs with Ket and she’d fill you in on her version of whatever I was up to and then she’d clue you in to whatever I needed to be disciplined about and then we’d have a couple of hours(at least!) to catch up and reminisce.
You and I became friends the day we met back in 1980 and we never stopped to question the closeness that governed our relationship… You made me Michelle’s Godfather the day you found out you were carrying her.
Through marriages and miles we shared thoughts, feelings, friendship and fun. No matter where I was on this planet… You could always find me… And I’d never be surprised. You were the only person on planet Earth who called me by my middle name. We shared Ships and the Sea… Camping trips and cookouts… Craziness and Coolness… Laughter, Tears and Life…
And of course, we shared our love for Michelle…
Rest In Peace O Soul-mate of Mine… We always figured I’d go first and that you’d be the one to write and speak pretty words for me… Tonight I’ll pull out the old photo album and we’ll sail the Klickitat and walk 2nd Beach… Again…. And Again… And Again.
Love… “D”
My Favorite Pic Of You And Michelle…
You Threw My Going Away Party The First Time I Went Overseas…
2nd Beach Was Our Favorite Place…
We’d Explore Tidal Pools All Day Long…
We’d Climb Sea Stacks Like They Had Staging…
We Crawled Through A Lot Of Wreckage…
We Documented Some Really Fine Oopsies!…
You Had A Thing For Tugboats… Even When They Had A Flat Tire…
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Quotable Quotes…
- He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife.
- He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
- I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
- I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
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Man Arrested For Having Porno On His Back Seat…
From Firstcoastnews.com
New Jersey State Police arrested a 47-year-old man whose alleged display of a topless Barbie doll and explicit porn magazines inside his car caused a stir at a Garden State Parkway rest area.
Robert Martin also had women’s underwear on a platter on the dashboard of his car, investigators said.
The car is still at the Ocean View Service Plaza, but the porn is not; state police seized it.
People there said they certainly haven’t forgotten the graphic images they saw inside.
“There was just stuff strategically placed and all of it was based around pornography,” said Christie Ostrander.
It was a XXX eyeful that Ostrander said she got when she looked inside Martin’s Lincoln as it was parked at the busy Ocean View Service Plaza on the Garden State Parkway in Dennis Township.
“Very explicit pornography,” she said. “It was a mixture of pornography, a Bible, cross, it was all laid out perfectly. Nobody should have to really be exposed to that.”
Ostrander works at the New Jersey information center and said people began complaining a couple weeks ago about porn DVD cases and magazines on the seats and center console along with a topless Barbie doll on the dash board.
“There was a thong on a gold platter,” Ostrander said.
“It’s crazy, I mean, anybody could see that stuff. That’s no good, especially for kids,” Chris Kelley, who saw pornography in the car, said.
“I didn’t think that possessing porn inside your car, in the back seat, was a public display,” Robert Martin said. “It was not on public display, it was not a public shrine.”
Martin admits the car and the porn belong to him, but said he only had it in the car because he is in the process of moving.
Stories From Travel Agents… The Lady Wants To Fly To Pepsi-Cola
- A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, “Don’t lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state.”
- I got a call from a man who asked, “Is it possible to see England from Canada?” I said, “No.” He said “But they look so close on the map.”
- Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, “I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time.”
- A woman called and said, “I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes.” I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, “Yeah, whatever.”
- A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. “Oh no I don’t, I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.” I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, “Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express.”
Want The U.S. Government To Bail YOU Out And Pay Your Debts?… Here’s How…
From 23/6
With news that the U.S. Treasury is getting the go-ahead to use billions of federal dollars to guarantee the debts held by Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, many Americans can’t help but wonder, “What’s so damn special about those two companies? I have debt too. How can I get the government to shore up my debt?”
It’s not that hard. The problem with most Americans is that no matter how hard they try with their credit cards, student loans, and mortgages it can be hard to rack up more than $60,000 or $70,000 in debt, which the government thinks is small potatoes. If you want to make sure the government uses tax dollars to pay off your debt, you gotta spend big!
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