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Can You Tie A Knot Without Letting Go Of Either End Of The Rope?…
Here’s a challenge that really can be done! Pick a piece of rope and tie a knot without letting go of either end.
If You Still Have Trouble… TRY THIS.
How Much Money Did They Have To Spend To Prove This Theory?…Copulation cries help males rate success…
Males can tell by a female’s cry whether copulation has been an orgasmic experience.
The female emits ear-piercing calls when mating that vary depending on whether or not the male partner has successfully mated.
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Evolution Of Apple & Windows OS’s… Which Side Do You Come Down On?
HERE’S some of the machines that I still use that run every Mac system shown here… Lemmings still gets played in 7.5.5
A Nice Nivea Commercial…
A Nude Model On The Street Promotes Using Nivea … For That Baby Soft Skin…
See It At Corkscrew-Balloon.com
I’m Getting Questions…Here’s Some Answers…
Since I posted the article on the Red Dress Party… I’ve gotten more than a few emails informing me of people being surprised that I’m gay… I’m not… But I’m surprised at the number of people who had nasty things to say regarding gay folks.
LET ME MAKE SOMETHING PERFECTLY CLEAR…
If you are an intolerant ignoramus who feels that you have the right to dictate any grown person’s life either from a religious or perceived cultural standpoint… You’ve picked the wrong blogger to make your views known to… What the hell makes you think that a gay person…or any “different” person that is otherwise an honest non-dangerous individual is worse than the corporate and government pirates that openly wage war on the environment and humanity?
My sister is gay… and my favorite (late)uncle was gay… And they are among the most decent humans I know… Are you telling me that they deserve greater damnation than the assholes who are responsible for raping your wallet with today’s gas prices?
Or the miserable schmucks who manufacture substandard medicine and poison toothpaste?… Or maybe the folks who made the dogfood that poisoned your dog?… Do you actually think that a person who happens to have a different attraction to the opposite sex is as bad or worse than the people that lied 4000 innocent troops to their deaths on a wild goose chase?
Hell… Do you think that SPAMMERS are worse than gay people!?!?
If so… then you need to take a long hard look at your own life and motives… If the worse thing you can think of in this crazy world is that someone of the same sex might find you attractive enough to make a pass at… You are indeed a sick puppy.
And as for my comment about thinking it would be fun to squeeze my 295 pound, full bearded, foot size 13 ass into a red ball gown and party and get drunk for charity… Well… I think that shows more balls and confidence in my masculinity than any of the “macho” posturing played out by the intolerant asswipes that had the nerve to send me emails talking about what they’d do if some gay guy ever spoke to them… I sincerely hope that your next prostate exam is given by a gay doctor.
Don’t bother sending me your sick spew… I’ve got strangelets to worry about.
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Scientists Working On A Project That Could Destroy Earth… Lawsuit Filed…
This thing could make a Black Hole or a Strangelet that could seriously hurt …if not destroy the Earth…
More strife in Iraq. U.S. financial system in crisis. Rice prices soar.
None of these headlines will matter a bit, though, if two men pursuing a lawsuit in a court in Hawaii turn out to be right. They think a giant particle accelerator that will begin smashing protons together outside Geneva this summer might produce a black hole that will spell the end of the Earth – and maybe the universe.
The world’s physicists have spent 14 years and $8 billion building the Large Hadron Collider, in which the colliding protons will recreate energies and conditions last seen a trillionth of a second after the Big Bang. Researchers will sift the debris from these primordial recreations for clues to the nature of mass and new forces and symmetries of nature.
But Walter Wagner and Luis Sancho contend that scientists at the European Center for Nuclear Research, or CERN, have played down the chances that the collider could produce, among other horrors, a tiny black hole, which, they say, could eat the Earth. Or it could spit out something called a “strangelet” that would convert our planet to a shrunken dense dead lump of something called “strange matter.” Their suit also says CERN has failed to provide an environmental impact statement as required under the U.S. National Environmental Policy Act.
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Another Time Waster… Play Battleship…
Play Battleship Online… HERE
Human Breast Milk Cheese… Made in France…
I’m an adventurous eater… But I’m not too sure about this one…
Le Petit Singly is a farm that specializes in making cheese from women’s breast milk. Are you imagining the milking process?
The cheese is produced exactly like it would be for cow’s milk and apparently tastes like it has hints of hazelnut… And you can order breast milk cheese online from le Petit Singly, if you’re interested.
Le Petit Singly, Breast Milk Cheese
Website in French: Le Petit Singly
Email: petitsingly@lycos.fr
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Portland, OR’s Red Dress Party… A Major Bash… Even Chelsea Clinton Showed Up
How come I never get invited to these big bashes?!?!
I’ve spent all these years building up this tremendous cleavage and when the chance to show the “twins” off comes up… Where am I?… Reading about it!… Now all I can do is dream about going down to Annie’s Plus Size Shop and picking out a fire engine red size 40 44 48… er… 50 that would show off my generous assets… Then slapping on a pair of red fishnets over these hairy, meaty thighs… Stealing the old lady’s paint kit and some bling and off to a night on the town!… No heels for this “girl” though… I’m strictly a flats person… Oh well… There’s always next year… Maybe I’ll See You There!
From BYRON BECK at Willamette Week…
Getting dressed can be a bitch. Especially when you’re a man trying to find the right dress for the evening. Such is the drama of the 8th Annual Red Dress Party .
This small shindig was started years ago as a way for gay guys to wear girlie gowns and get stinkin’ drunk. But this much-loved party has evolved over the years. Now one of the most colorful fundraisers out there (last year the group gave away more than $25,000 to local nonprofits supporting queer youth or helping people with AIDS), it attracts over 1,500-plus attendees, including straight men and women, state legislators and anybody else who likes to rock on with their frock on.
And this year’s soiree, “Red Sea,” is sure to attract an ocean’s worth of party-goers with the inclusion of Storm Large and her Balls at a big Northeast PDX warehouse.
There’s only one rule: You have to wear a red dress to attend. No culottes. No kilts.
“The exciting aspect of this party is getting people outside the box and seeing their interpretation of a dress,” says Cheri Betts, a Red Dress board member. “It’s not about dressing in drag…but creating a costume that fits your personal style. Making everybody wear a dress levels the playing field for all genders.”
That’s why this time of year it’s pretty hard to find a red dress…especially if you’re a size 24. And then there are stares as you scan the racks at Red Light looking for the right li’l number.
Not to be confused with that other annual “Red Dress” fundraiser, this is the “Red Dress Party,” a mondo-alcohol-fueled dance party where nearly 2,000 men in various states of red dress undress (and several nearly naked men as well as one very colorfully decorated naked woman) invade a warehouse in Northeast Portland and dance their collective asses off to pounding disco music…
I’ll admit that my cleavage isn’t quite this spectacular… But I’m much, much firmer!!
Lots & Lots More Pics HERE… The Pics Get A LOT More Interesting If You Select From Pic# 65…
HERE’S Some after event commentary and more pics by Byron…
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Superstitions… Do You Follow Any Of These?…
- If salt was borrowed from anyone, you paid it back with sugar or bad luck would come to you.
- If you broke a mirror you would have seven years of bad luck
- A baby was never allowed to look in a mirror before it was a year old or it would die.
- You always say so long or I’ll see you later, & never goodbye, when leaving family members or you might never see them again.
- If a woman was pregnant she never went to a funeral or she would mark her baby.
- You never tickled a baby’s feet because it would make it stutter.
- Dirt was never swept out the front door after the sun went down or bad luck would come to your home.
- If a sparrow flew into the home, it had to be killed or someone in the family would die.
- When your palm itches, you will come into some money.
- If you carry a hoe, spade, or shovel in the house, you must carry it out the same door you came in by, or a death will follow.
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They Were More Diplomatic In The Old Days… Today, We’d Just Haul Off And Tell The Little Woman… Right?.. Right?!?
And just why would she not know this?… If it’s bad enough to run him out of the house and she still can’t smell it… It’s time to call an ambulance!
My Wife Says My Work Area (Our Living Room) Is Getting A Bit Messy…
Did I Mention That Fred Sanford Is My Hero? 
