Another Time Waster… I Will Only Admit To Losing 20 Minutes Of Production Time…

Should you miss a deadline or appointment… Do Not Blame LCO… This devious bit of “entertainment” was submitted by Ms. Jones…http://vili.us/hypno.html 

U.S. Military Pays Top Dollar For Fuel In Oil-Rich War Zone… New Fuel Efficient Vehicles Unveiled…

Think you’re being gouged by Big Oil? U.S. troops in Iraq are paying almost as much as Americans back home, despite burning fuel at staggering rates in a war to stabilize a country known for its oil reserves.  (READ MORE) new usarmy vehicleOur new technology assures that we will have Iraq sorted out in much less than the 100 years that John McCain predicts… We should be out in 50 years tops… 

Party Pooper…

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Insult Of The Day…

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Read It And Weep… If You Can…

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Definitely An Improvement Over The Old Read The Letter Eye Chart…

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How Much Do You Have To Hate Yourself To Wear This Necklace?…

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Moment Of Perfect Clarity… Or… An Awshit Moment…

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Feeling Better … Thank You…

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Now That’s How You Open A Beer!

Noticing Noted…

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Worlds Smallest Teenager… 14 Years Old… 11 Pounds…

Jyoti Amge, a 14-year-old from India, is the smallest girl in the world at 1’11″ and 11lbs.

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Creative Uses For Caves…

See More HERE

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Damn!.. Times Really Are Hard!!..

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Batman… He Really Is The Dark Knight!!

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Another WTF?!? Moment… This Guy Needs A Pool… Indoor Preferably…

And Now That The Burkha’s Wet… Won’t It Cling? Thereby Defeating It’s Purpose?.. Personally… I Think A Wet Clingy Burkha Might Be A Turn-on… You Know… Forbidden Vistas And All…

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Apple Has Always Been Gay Friendly… Or Somebody Made A Boo Boo…

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Sorry Folks… Gotta Take A Sick Day… Back On Tuesday…

And I Didn’t Even Have To Use This Sick Day Generator

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And here’s how I feel as put into words and pics by Think or Thwim

I’m gonna push for a Tuesday return… But you can write my epitaph if I don’t make it..


Tombstone Generator

This Is What Sound Can Do….

Table For One!

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Wonder Does He Poop Iron Pellets?

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Ouch!!

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Clean Up Desktop…

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Say What?!?!

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Rock, Paper, Scissors Rules… Expanded Version… Print Sheet…

Click to Enlarge… Print At 80%

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