Another Time Waster… I Will Only Admit To Losing 20 Minutes Of Production Time…
Should you miss a deadline or appointment… Do Not Blame LCO… This devious bit of “entertainment” was submitted by Ms. Jones…http://vili.us/hypno.html
Should you miss a deadline or appointment… Do Not Blame LCO… This devious bit of “entertainment” was submitted by Ms. Jones…http://vili.us/hypno.html
Think you’re being gouged by Big Oil? U.S. troops in Iraq are paying almost as much as Americans back home, despite burning fuel at staggering rates in a war to stabilize a country known for its oil reserves. (READ MORE) Our new technology assures that we will have Iraq sorted out in much less than the 100 years that John McCain predicts… We should be out in 50 years tops…
Jyoti Amge, a 14-year-old from India, is the smallest girl in the world at 1’11″ and 11lbs.
And Now That The Burkha’s Wet… Won’t It Cling? Thereby Defeating It’s Purpose?.. Personally… I Think A Wet Clingy Burkha Might Be A Turn-on… You Know… Forbidden Vistas And All…
And I Didn’t Even Have To Use This Sick Day Generator
And here’s how I feel as put into words and pics by Think or Thwim
I’m gonna push for a Tuesday return… But you can write my epitaph if I don’t make it..
1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.