Los Cuatro Ojos

Bench Fail… Big Time.

Obvious Ambush…

Shoulda Used Spellcheck…

Jealous Much?

That’s A Stallion!

Organic Or Not Organic?.. That Is The Question.

McNuggets Meal… Jumbo Size.

My Kind Of Place…

How Come When Boys Do “Girl” Poses… It Doesn’t Quite Work?

Careful Bro… Her Clock’s Ticking!

Be Careful How You Comment On That Pizza Website…

What Is A Chimera? Look And Learn.

Definition Of A Bad Day…

Looks Like He’d Need Two Elbows To Pull This Off…

Defective Cuckoo Clock? … Maybe.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

Call Of Duty … Real Life… Can You Do It?

This Is Called Karma Being A Bitch…

Ultimate iPhone Case…

Robot Mosquitos… Thank You.

Those Pigs In The River In China Were Contagious…

One Of The Coolest Tatts I’ve Seen…

Craigslist … Need To Be Smart Or More…

Now You Can Get Crack At Wal-Mart…

It’s Hippo Hips Monday!!

SuperGirl…