Historical Figures In Modern Clothes…

modern historics

Thank You Teachers… Have A Good Summer.

Teachers

Bankster Wisdom…

give

Product Placement Genius…

condom ad

Cat Torture… Or Maybe Just Stupid Cats.

stupid cats

Page 45… Weird. Crazy. Stupid… You Decide.

page 45

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm….

bjs and dicks

Two Tough Questions… No Peeking!

Two Tough Questions

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He’s  had two mistresses.   He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.

He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first … no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston  Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Walrus Torture…

I smell fish

Dog Beards… I Gotta Get Me One.

dog beards

Professional Courtesy?

pigs

Teach Taxes…

30 percent

Stare At The Train And You Can Change It’s Direction With Your Mind… Cool.

Change Direction Train

Does Windows 8 Frustrate You?

Windows 8 repair

Rocks…

The Rocks

Ultimate Toilet Troll… Are You Jerk Enough?

stall troll

Freudian Slips For Dummies…

freudian slip

Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life… Please Send Me Some!

happy gum

Crosswalk Fail…

crosswalk wrong

Cartman… “Obey My Authorotie”

cart man

Cause And Effect…

distracted

That’s One Mean Cup Of Coffee…

bad cup

Another Candidate For Dad Of The Year…

bad dad

Treefro…

afro

Clean Pool…

clean pool