The Domesticated Gothapotamus…

For A Good Time You Need To Brush Up On Your Ebonics…

Creepy Clown Justice…

And after they get over their fear of clowns…

Low Budget Gas Mask… Genius!

A Glass Of Bacon… My Kind Of Restaurant…

Been To This Club… There’s Actually 5 Ugly Ones.

That Ain’t Rain Soldier…

There’s The Queen’s Jewels… Right There In Plain Sight.

Room Warping Optical Illusion… Ouch!

1. Stare at the center of the trippy illusion for at least ten seconds.
Your eyes will want to look away, but focus on the center as intently as you can.
2. Stare at any solid object in your house and watch it warp!

See It Here

An Army Of One…

Better Than A Clown?…

Daddy’s Little Brats…

Your Choices For This Years’s Elections… But If You Don’t Vote… You May Just Get The Greater Weevil.

Facepalm Gets Used At My House Five Times A Day…

It’s DingleBerry Season!

He Been A Bad Boy… And Got Caught.

A Variation On Beating Swords Into Plowshares…

What Goes On In The Typical Politicians Head…

Men Are Like…

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here’s an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

MEN ARE LIKE…

1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

2  Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4.  Men are like Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

5.  Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6.  Men are like Commercials . You can’t believe a word they say.

7.  Men are like Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8…. Men are like .. Government Bonds … They take soooooooo long to mature.

9.  Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11.  Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12.  Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.  Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Most Ridiculous Warning Ever…

Accident Waiting To Happen…

Japanese Snack Food… Sounds Tasty.

Ain’t Love Grand?…

Natural Law # 1 – Male Interest Is Generally Proportional To Bra Size…

Males Are Born With A Built In Bra Meter…

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Overkill Is An Understatement…