This Is What Happens When You Play With Your Food…

Thats Right… Blame It On The Babies.

Doggie Babies… Mmmm.

Life Is Like… Oh … Never Mind.

Insults Of The Day…

He uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.

She suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.

It takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

The best part of him ran down his mother’s legs. — Jackie Gleason

There’s nothing wrong with you that couldn’t be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet.

She thinks E=MC² is a rap star.

Is Her Shadow Photoshopped?… What’s It Look Like To You?

Low Bridge!!

Ball Shampoo… It’s About Time!

Phone Sex Reality… Be Careful What You Pay For.

Alice Really Is A Sweet Thing…

Couldn’t Afford A Can Of Raid?… Or Just A Real Sicko?… I Vote For Sicko.

Riot Cops Taking Down Another Hard Core Criminal…

Woman Cuts Off Husbands Willie… It Went Like This…

Here’s the real news story… at ThaiVisa.com

This is B – movie footage… But we’re pretty sure it went something like this…

Dude’s got high blood pressure…

Some Days You’re The Hydrant… Fails So Bad …Dogs Won’t Pee On ‘Em.

And The Best For Last…

I Know How He Feels…

Begged For Mercy

I Just See Good Clean Fun… What Do YOU See?

Any Way You Tell It… It Doesn’t Sound Right.

Police Report - Insurance Claim - Eyewitness Statements... You're Gonna Get Called Bullsh*t On This One.

These People Are Dead… No Laughing.

Via Our New Friends Over At How Not(!) to be Mee

Survey Says!… Lady Gives One Funny Family Feud Answer.

Good Luck Getting This One Through Emissions…

Another WalMart Surprise…

True Love Can Be Hard On The Knees…

Famous Last Pictures…

Very Cool Body Art…

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