This Is A True Statement… It Could Always Be Worse…

Plans For The Ultimate Doomsday Device… This One Puts The Universe Into A Feedback Loop.

What Car Is This?… I Want One!!

90,000 Tons Of Diplomacy?!? … Kind Of In The Same Way A .357 Magnum Is A Greeting Card…Eh?

Putting A Serious Strain On Urinal Etiquette…

A Real Candy Ass…

How To Piss Off Your Local Handicapped Person…

Ever Wondered What Ever Happened To That Little Taco Bell Dog?..

Run for the border!!!

Don’t start with the emails!… Here’s what really happened to the stupid dog…

This Make-Over Business Is Getting Out Of Hand…

My Friend Pancho Can’t Live Without His Lotto Tickets…

The Spring Rolls Here Are Delicious… Nice And Phat…

Looks Like LCO Ragged On BP About Their Oil Spill One Time Too Many…

See Why HERE

Be patient after the jump… It’s slow but there’s a message at the end…

Make-Overs To Die For…

The Banks Are Making It Harder And Harder To Get At Our Own Money…No Wonder We Hate ‘Em!

Really Big Pug?… Or Really Little Rider?…

Curbside Appeal… Not.

Hey!… Down In Front!!

Simple… Bend Bike Around Pole And Lock It… Cool.

Ask Me If I Feel Sorry For The Poor, Poor Kitty Cat…

I Wonder If He’s Wearing Mascara…

Try An Overload Of Adorable… Sickeningly Sweet Though.

Having Internet Problems… Will Post New Stuff ASAP…

Check out the archives while you’re here!…

She Needs A Front End Alignment…

From the look on her face... She's not aware that she's got a... um... misalignment.

Disregard that last caption... This poor thing is a genuine WTF??!?!

Old Lounge Lizards Never Die…

Almost Gave My Daughter A Heart Attack…