Sometimes, Jon Stewart Hits The Nail Right On The Head…

Daily Show Host Jon Stewart gets to the bottom of why people from a nation founded on the principals of religious freedom get themselves twisted into knots over who gets to build churches where… Hilariously true.

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Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

Aquaman Picked The Wrong Spot For His Summer Vacation…

Buzzards vs Coyotes… The U.S. Political System At Work…

Which One’s The Groom?!?

World’s Biggest Airplanes…

Cool Now… Wait Till He’s 60 Though….

What Did I Miss?!?!… Did I Sleep Through It?!?…

Sorry I’m Late!…

Some People Can Sleep Anywhere…

Parent Of The Year Contestants… Are You One Of These?.. Or Are You A Child Of One?…

Happy Independance Day America!…

Why My Cat Is Still Alive Is Beyond Me…

Don’t Text And Drive…

Words Of Wisdom…

Friends don’t
let friends
take home ugly men
Women’s restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let’s all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand’s Pizza, Washington, DC

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men’s Room
Linda’s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It’s hard to make a comeback
when you haven’t been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women’s restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .

If pro is opposite of con… then
what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men’s restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic’s, Phoenix, AZ

You’re too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women’s restroom
Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills ,CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men’s restroom,
Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills ,CA

A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you’re going to have trouble with it
Women’s restroom
Dick’s Last Resort, Dallas, TX


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t
need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a
lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t
change, and she does.
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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking
me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re
next.”  They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.

Didn’t Quite Catch His Smile…

That Poor Bench…

Big Trophy….

Meet The Bustache….

How To Tell You Like Your Computer A Little Too Much…

BodyBuilder Girlz…

Are These The Most Nasty Movie Insults Of All Time?…

Warning – NSFW – Watch The Volume!!!!   But… Learn Them… Use Them… Enjoy Them.

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A Little Over Five Tons?… Oops!

What’s A Chinese Wal-Mart Got That Your Local Wal-Mart Doesn’t?…

Apparently… Lots.

Wal-Mart is a  seriously different place in China… Corkscrew-Balloon’s got a whole raft of Chinese Wal-Mart shots HERE.

Cartoon Commentary From My Favorite Political Cartoonist…

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Green Tech Lights the Way In Haiti… A Chance To get It Right.

Not many societies get a chance to start from scratch… Haiti gets a chance to put in alternative energy on a wide scale.

This week, an unexpected store opened in rural Haiti. Inside, the items for sale include solar panels, solar-powered lamps, and ultra-efficient stoves. In a country where nearly 70 percent of the people lived without reliable electricity before the earthquake struck, a little sustainable technology can go a long way. American social entrepreneur Dan Schnitzer is determined to make this tech a realistic alternative to kerosene, candles and darkness.

EarthSpark International wants to establish a sustainable network of stores to sell clean tech, including solar panels and ultra-efficient stoves called “Réchaud Mirak” in Creole, which use a fraction of the charcoal that a traditional aluminum stove requires. A solar-powered desk lamp has a payback period of less than a year compared to what families in the area spend on kerosene and candles. In July 2009, ground broke on EarthSpark’s first clean energy store, Magazen Enèji Pwòp, which is owned and managed by COREA. Then, in January, the nonprofit was called into urgent action.

Read More HERE and HERE and HERE