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Medicines From The Past.. And Their Crazy Uses…

My Dear… If You Need Lysol To Clean Your Hoo-Ha… You have more than a simple feminine freshness issue! Let’s Calm Down Those Terrible Two’s With A Slug Of Nembutal… This Stuff Is Also Known As Pentobarbital… Did Your Mom Use This On You? Then There’s Good Ol’ Heroin… Good For What Ails Ya!… Notice […]

I Expect My Kids To Fly In One These…

See More Flapping Wing Flyers HERE click 3 Times to see amazing detail!! WowWee, an Optimal Group company announced that its award-winning FlyTechTM Dragonfly has been named one of TIME Magazine’s “Best Inventions of the Year.” The FlyTech Dragonfly, which is the world’s first radio-controlled flying insect to use flapping wings, was named under the […]

A High Speed Submarine…

Here’s A Hybrid Speedboat/Submarine… I LIKE It!! From PopSci.com  Nautical engineers have long dreamed of a craft that could race across wave tops like a speedboat and seconds later dive beneath them like a submarine. But crossing the two breeds presents a catch-22: Subs need heft to sink, but speedboats need to be lightweight to […]

The 5000 Year Embrace…

This couple was unearthed in Italy… They’ve Been In This Embrace For 5000 Years… Closest thing I’ve ever seen to eternal love…

This Has Got To Be PhotoShopped!

Do You See What I See?… Including the Arabian Peninsula?

We’ve Added A New Site To The Blogroll…

Nanny Goats In Panties?!?… Nanny Goats In Panties?!?… Sounds like someplace some of our kinkier readers might have on their Stumble -List. Stop drooling on your keyboard… NGIP is a site I’ve been wandering through for a few days now… And it’s funny… Wicked funny! NGIP’s stated purpose is: “Eliminating all hope for world peace… […]

Quotable Quotes…

He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an afterlife. He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but […]

Another Great Time Waster!… Puzzle Farter…

Double pressing the up key makes you fly! Play It HERE 

Don’t Laugh… This Was 1981′s Best Laptop…

Woo!!… 64K of RAM and a 4″ screen… 

This Is A Real Dating Website…

Stories From Travel Agents… The Lady Wants To Fly To Pepsi-Cola

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, “Don’t lie to me. I looked on the […]

Want The U.S. Government To Bail YOU Out And Pay Your Debts?… Here’s How…

From 23/6  With news that the U.S. Treasury is getting the go-ahead to use billions of federal dollars to guarantee the debts held by Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, many Americans can’t help but wonder, “What’s so damn special about those two companies? I have debt too. How can I get the government to shore […]

Man Tries To Rob Pizza Place… Gets Knocked Out…

No Posts Today… Anniversary… 22 Years.

Amen Brother!

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Home Made Critters…

Sex in Space Is Inevitable…

I suspect it’s not much different than in a pool… But dryer… I’d still like to give it a shot… Unfortunately… Mama swears she’d get spacesick… Damn! Weddings in space could be right around the corner, and experts figure the inevitable cosmic consummation will be just around the next corner. The Japanese firm First Advantage […]

My Ex In-Laws…

In case you’re confused… The one in the middle with the big mace would be the mom-in-law… Are Ex In-Laws Called Out-Laws?!?

What A Great Idea For Homes For The Homeless…

I like to put a couple of these in my backyard as guesthouses… Or storage units… or kennels…etc…etc… These pics are showing the pipes used as hotel rooms in Austria… The Dasparkhotel site is in Austrian (German?)… But go ahead and reserve one… Let me know what you think.

10 Facts Of Life…

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will. The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. To spot the expert, pick the one who […]

This Is What I Call Some Serious Makeovers…

I Also Call This Serious Cases Of False Advertisement… Some Poor Schmuck Marries Her And The Kids Look Like The Real Her… He’s Gonna Think Somebody Was Fooling Around Or That They Switched Babies At The Hospital!! The Real Question Is… Can You Sue For False Advertisement? One More For The Road!!…

Live Webcams All Over The Place…

These webcams were found automatically through a variety of clever search techniques and update several times a day. Their owners may or may not have intended for them to be public, but they obviously are. Some of them are security cams in companies or semi-public places. If you hover over the web cam picture you’ll […]

How to Overcome Everyday Disasters…

Not all setbacks are of epic proportion. Often, all it takes is a casual insult or silly faux pas to knock you off course. Those trip-ups can snowball–a barista snaps at you, leading you to be short with a coworker, which turns into a fight with your partner, and…well, you get the idea. To help […]

Does Your Keyboard Look Like This?…

Do You Type Like This?… Here’s Somebody’s Chia Pet Keyboard… Do Those Look Like Pot Plants?… Here’s Some Tips On How To Clean The Silly Things…